BLASTAGE 

A BLASTAGE is basically a BLARPAGE but it blasts out and if it comes out your butt it basically sharts everywhere and gets on everything.

That BLASTAGE was so big and went everywhere.

BLASTAGE by BLARPAGEONSTICK February 24, 2025

bastage 

Bastard. Originally used in the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously. This PG flick introduced bastage, fargin', and icehole as PG terms for similar sounding words.

You fargin' bastages!

bastage by Sepo August 29, 2003

bastages 

Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the character Roman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.

"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"

bastages by Kyle_in_Quebec June 20, 2006

farging bastage 

A less harsh version of fucking bastard. Usually used in a joking manner.

"Hey you farging bastage! Are we going to the bar tonight?"

farging bastage by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Beastageddon 

Any object, life-form, or action that is so beast (phenomenal) that it is mentally destructive in an either harmful or inspiring way. *It cannot be said for the same reason twice

Ben was skating on a half-pipe when he flipped over on one side of it and landed perfectly on his board.The crowd shouted in unison, "That was Beastageddon!!"

* Ex: You call an action you see today beastageddon. The next day, you see it again. You must find another word to describe it.

Beastageddon by TJ Swaggerson December 1, 2009

beastage 

1. An act of wantom brutality.

2. A display of masculine bravado.

1. "Did you see J-Dogg curb bash that honkey, it was raw-dogg beastage in the first!"

2. See J-Dogg come all up on me; tellin' me I was gonna die? I'm sick of his pure beastage."

beastage by Basin City April 27, 2006

Bastage 

Negative term to describe another person. Very similar to BASTARD but without saying the person is lacking of a Father.

That bastage Darren annoys me All DAY at work.

Bastage by AceTW September 26, 2004