A BLASTAGE is basically a BLARPAGE but it blasts out and if it comes out your butt it basically sharts everywhere and gets on everything.
by BLARPAGEONSTICK February 24, 2025
Get the BLASTAGE mug.Bastard. Originally used in the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously. This PG flick introduced bastage, fargin', and icehole as PG terms for similar sounding words.
by Sepo August 29, 2003
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Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the character Roman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.
"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"
by Kyle_in_Quebec June 20, 2006
Get the bastages mug.by Anonymous October 11, 2003
Get the farging bastage mug.Any object, life-form, or action that is so beast (phenomenal) that it is mentally destructive in an either harmful or inspiring way. *It cannot be said for the same reason twice
Ben was skating on a half-pipe when he flipped over on one side of it and landed perfectly on his board.The crowd shouted in unison, "That was Beastageddon!!"
* Ex: You call an action you see today beastageddon. The next day, you see it again. You must find another word to describe it.
* Ex: You call an action you see today beastageddon. The next day, you see it again. You must find another word to describe it.
by TJ Swaggerson December 1, 2009
Get the Beastageddon mug.1. "Did you see J-Dogg curb bash that honkey, it was raw-dogg beastage in the first!"
2. See J-Dogg come all up on me; tellin' me I was gonna die? I'm sick of his pure beastage."
2. See J-Dogg come all up on me; tellin' me I was gonna die? I'm sick of his pure beastage."
by Basin City April 27, 2006
Get the beastage mug.Negative term to describe another person. Very similar to BASTARD but without saying the person is lacking of a Father.
by AceTW September 26, 2004
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