Gay Guy 1: "oh my cubes are so bruised from that vicious game of bean bag tag last night."
Gay Guy 2: "did you play with joe again?"
Gay Guy 1: "yea, when he gets his momentum going his nuts are like two cannonballs in a pair of nylons!"
Gay Guy 2: "Yea i know
what that is like... his
flesh bag is a
wrecking ball designed for crushing man bags."