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Blackmaled 

When your a person of Caucasian decent and your white privilege doesn’t work.
I got asked for my receipt at Walmart, they blackmaled me and called security when I told them no
Blackmaled by Catinahadt March 6, 2025

blackholed 

When someone, usually after some type of romantic encounter, chooses to look two inches above your head to avoid eye contact as if you are a black hole.
"So I saw Alex walking to class and he completely blackholed me."
blackholed by Grandma Down! January 31, 2009

blackaded 

To be obstructed from movement at normal speed by the presence of slow-moving African Americans intent on monopolizing the entire sidewalk, escalator, hallway, etc...
I would have been here sooner, but I got blackaded.
blackaded by Sharty July 20, 2012

blackmalled 

To be banned from visiting any mall or retail establishment.
Roy Moore was blackmalled in Alabama.
blackmalled by Kohlmannia44 December 13, 2017

BlackMeltedFire 

Lava;
Also coolest Ign ever
BlackMeltedFire

Blackholed 

The sick-to-gut feeling you get when your favorite radio station plays soundgarden's blackhole sun song way too much.
OMFG! I am so blackholed! If I hear blackhole sun one more time im gonna puke all over my steering wheel !
Blackholed by Omegastrike September 15, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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