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Blackening the dog's face

The act of pooing and then wiping the remaining excrement away with puppy embossed toilet paper.
Sam: "I love blackening the dog's face, it wipes the smirk right off him."

the blackening 

The lesser known part of judgement day where everyone goes into a stealing and murdering rampage
Moses: and on the final day there will be the blackening, where all will be killed, raped and lost.
Person: hasn't the blackening spread across Africa then?
Moses: of those we do not speak
the blackening by Jewish healthcare November 21, 2016

blacklining heinies 

To chug a heinekin bottle to the blackline. This is a drinking game becoming popular in Both the US and Canada. The person who is farthest from the blackline loses and typically buys the round or does a shot.
At the bar yesterday everyone got wasted blacklining heinies.
blacklining heinies by dbm7 October 18, 2008

Blackling 

The young offspring, ages 0-6, of African Americans. A more politically correct form of the phrase niglet.
I was at Wal-Mart the other day, fighting some black lady for the last box of pop-tarts, and she sicked all her little blacklings on me.
Blackling by PikaJ000 March 15, 2009

blacktating 

when a black lady lactates and makes chocolate milk.
The young woman was blacktating all over my face after orgasm
blacktating by sexyassnigger June 9, 2011

Blackening 

To get moody and sullen over something stupid. Usually followed by spontaneous lecturing on boring topics.
Q: Did the mood in the room just change?
A: Yes, such is the power of Blackening.
Blackening by xSiphiliSx March 9, 2009