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blacklaning 

To travel somewhere in style, usually in a black car or limousine.
“I’m blacklaning to the nominees lunch.” “Are you blacklaning to the party?” “I’m not taking the bus, I’ll be blacklaning to the game.”
blacklaning by hohoho108 October 15, 2015
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Blackening the dog's face

The act of pooing and then wiping the remaining excrement away with puppy embossed toilet paper.
Sam: "I love blackening the dog's face, it wipes the smirk right off him."
Blackening the dog's face by Weeagnus December 14, 2009

the blackening 

The lesser known part of judgement day where everyone goes into a stealing and murdering rampage
Moses: and on the final day there will be the blackening, where all will be killed, raped and lost.
Person: hasn't the blackening spread across Africa then?
Moses: of those we do not speak
the blackening by Jewish healthcare November 21, 2016

blacklining heinies 

To chug a heinekin bottle to the blackline. This is a drinking game becoming popular in Both the US and Canada. The person who is farthest from the blackline loses and typically buys the round or does a shot.
At the bar yesterday everyone got wasted blacklining heinies.
blacklining heinies by dbm7 October 18, 2008

Blackling 

The young offspring, ages 0-6, of African Americans. A more politically correct form of the phrase niglet.
I was at Wal-Mart the other day, fighting some black lady for the last box of pop-tarts, and she sicked all her little blacklings on me.
Blackling by PikaJ000 March 15, 2009

blacktating 

when a black lady lactates and makes chocolate milk.
The young woman was blacktating all over my face after orgasm
blacktating by sexyassnigger June 9, 2011

Blackening 

To get moody and sullen over something stupid. Usually followed by spontaneous lecturing on boring topics.
Q: Did the mood in the room just change?
A: Yes, such is the power of Blackening.
Blackening by xSiphiliSx March 9, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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