blacktating
blacktating by sexyassnigger June 9, 2011
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Blacktating
When you’re sucking on a black womans tits and she lactates. After she does so you chase it with an entire bottle of Jägermeister then you black out.
What happened last night? Dude, how do you not remember you saw a black pregnant woman and you sucked her titties until she lactating and you were looking for your Jägermeister so you could finish the act of blacktating
Blacktating by Im on CreamSoda March 30, 2020
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blacktarring
The practice of making beloved light skinned characters dark-skinned in reboots. Examples April O'Neill, The Gunslinger, Annie
In an effort to pander to SJWs and virtue signal, Hollywood indulges in the practice of blacktarring once beloved characters .
blacktarring by Alphabet.com February 6, 2018
blacktation
After Miss Keisha had her first child, her family was no longer parched because of her excessive blacktation.
blacktation by cakey boi May 2, 2018
backdating
Making plans to hang out with someone you didn’t really like but had sex with on a first date, in an attempt to retroactively render yourself less of a slut/player.
"Yeah, we did it on the first date. But we’ve been backdating, so I can still say I’ve never slept with anyone I went out with less than three times … "
backdating by aboredlawyer June 26, 2008
backdating
I thought you and Cindy broke up a long time ago.
Yeah, we're just backdating.
Oh, cool, that sounds like a healthy life decision.
Yeah, we're just backdating.
Oh, cool, that sounds like a healthy life decision.
backdating by UrbanLexicologist April 6, 2010
backdating damnation
The fiery pit of hell one finds themselves in when attempting to repair massive amounts of poisoned historical database records using the very same dumpster of historical data.
J: Who in the hell backdated unit space logs into locked financial periods? I thought that was never supposed to happen?
L: Our period logging architecture was never meant to have the underlying tables updated directly by the application! The trigger keeps each window internally sequenced, so shifting a reporting post date into the middle of a locked post month will have devastating effects on all the downstream logs.
H: The backdating damnation quandary is clearly taking hold. Fellas you can't unring this bell! There is no undo for `rm -rf /*` and there is no `rollback` if you forgot your `begin`! Talk to the dbas, this is going to be a long night...
L: Our period logging architecture was never meant to have the underlying tables updated directly by the application! The trigger keeps each window internally sequenced, so shifting a reporting post date into the middle of a locked post month will have devastating effects on all the downstream logs.
H: The backdating damnation quandary is clearly taking hold. Fellas you can't unring this bell! There is no undo for `rm -rf /*` and there is no `rollback` if you forgot your `begin`! Talk to the dbas, this is going to be a long night...
backdating damnation by badhorsey June 25, 2020