it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.

person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021

Blackjack

Taking a number 2 and a number 1 at the same time while in the bathroom, thus 21 - the perfect bathroom blackjack.

After 2 hours of being on the road, Lyndon had to take a shit and piss so badly, that he blackjacked as soon as he got in the bathroom.

Blackjack by Poncho23 March 5, 2016

Blackjack and hookers

An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."

Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"

Blackjack and hookers by McGingie December 18, 2014

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>. by zacon November 29, 2003

Blackjack Scout

One who's very knowledgeable about the game of blackjack.

Nice hand! How’d you know when to double down?

Blackjack Scout taught me.

Blackjack Scout by ibjp March 25, 2011

Blackjacking

Masturbating when in a state of black out drunkeness.

I must have been blackjacking last night because i woke up with my dick in my hand.

Blackjacking by Stank Twatwell December 12, 2009

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026