14 definitions by zacon

insertPenis()

C library function.
May cause an OopsGotHerPregnant exception.

What? Try `man insertpenis`, you lazy shit.

by zacon November 11, 2003

Money

The only thing you cannot buy.

- I thought you couldn't buy love?
- Yes you can, I love money.

by zacon November 29, 2003

unrated

In movies, it means that in difference to the rated version, this version of the movie was not screened by the MPAA, or similar.

Usually, sexual or violent scenes are cut out in the rated version.

Gee, I love this unrated version of this movie, you can actually see the flesh on that girl!

by zacon December 10, 2005

PHP

Hypertext Preprocessor.
(Earlier Personal Home Page.)

A modern high-level server-side scripting language for the HTTP protocol (CGI.) An alternative to ASP, Perl, Python, TCL, etc.

PHP is claimed to be installed on 20% of the domains on the Internet, including the webserver that hosts urbandictionary.com. The engine that keeps track of all the words and definitions is written in PHP. See www.php.net for more information.

Hello World in PHP:
<?php echo "Hello World!"; ?>

by zacon November 29, 2003

super

An adjective that can be used to descibe absolutely everything, making the described item look better than it really is.

I wonder what kind of toothbrush I should buy... I'll take this one. It says "super."

by zacon November 11, 2003

FastTrack

The sharing-network that is used by popular programs like KaZaa, Grokster and MLDonkey.

Warez is for the poor.

by zacon November 29, 2003

derka derka derka

Terrorist language. Do not yell out loud in America.

Derka derka derka, Mohammed Jihad.

by zacon January 30, 2005