insertPenis()

C library function.
May cause an OopsGotHerPregnant exception.

What? Try `man insertpenis`, you lazy shit.

by zacon November 11, 2003

fitte

The Norwegian word for "cunt." Can sometimes be seen in the names of people from America.

Din jævla fitte!

by zacon November 11, 2003

Will Pepsi be okay?

The question responsible for half the sale of Pepsi Cola, if not more. You can meet it in any country.

- Will Pepsi be okay?
- Well... okay, I guess I can take that for once, I don't wanna turn somewhere else now.

by zacon November 29, 2003

PHP

Hypertext Preprocessor.
(Earlier Personal Home Page.)

A modern high-level server-side scripting language for the HTTP protocol (CGI.) An alternative to ASP, Perl, Python, TCL, etc.

PHP is claimed to be installed on 20% of the domains on the Internet, including the webserver that hosts urbandictionary.com. The engine that keeps track of all the words and definitions is written in PHP. See www.php.net for more information.

Hello World in PHP:
<?php echo "Hello World!"; ?>

by zacon November 29, 2003

elns

Norwegian. Short for "Eller noe sånt."

Gå og hent deg en øl elns

by zacon January 01, 2004

super

An adjective that can be used to descibe absolutely everything, making the described item look better than it really is.

I wonder what kind of toothbrush I should buy... I'll take this one. It says "super."

by zacon November 11, 2003

derka derka derka

Terrorist language. Do not yell out loud in America.

Derka derka derka, Mohammed Jihad.

by zacon January 30, 2005