insertPenis()

C library function.
May cause an OopsGotHerPregnant exception.

What? Try `man insertpenis`, you lazy shit.

by zacon November 11, 2003

PHP

Hypertext Preprocessor.
(Earlier Personal Home Page.)

A modern high-level server-side scripting language for the HTTP protocol (CGI.) An alternative to ASP, Perl, Python, TCL, etc.

PHP is claimed to be installed on 20% of the domains on the Internet, including the webserver that hosts urbandictionary.com. The engine that keeps track of all the words and definitions is written in PHP. See www.php.net for more information.

Hello World in PHP:
<?php echo "Hello World!"; ?>

by zacon November 29, 2003

super

An adjective that can be used to descibe absolutely everything, making the described item look better than it really is.

I wonder what kind of toothbrush I should buy... I'll take this one. It says "super."

by zacon November 11, 2003

FastTrack

The sharing-network that is used by popular programs like KaZaa, Grokster and MLDonkey.

Warez is for the poor.

by zacon November 29, 2003

Fine, I'm gonna make my own ! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the .

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

by zacon November 29, 2003

derka derka derka

Terrorist language. Do not yell out loud in America.

Derka derka derka, Mohammed Jihad.

by zacon January 30, 2005

Will Pepsi be okay?

The question responsible for half the sale of Pepsi Cola, if not more. You can meet it in any country.

- Will Pepsi be okay?
- Well... okay, I guess I can take that for once, I don't wanna turn somewhere else now.

by zacon November 30, 2003