bjärner 

Frozen chicken soup in a sock that you beat you wife with. Beating kids is also possible.

Person 1: "Hunny! Where's my Jarner?
Wife: "We don't have those anymore!"
Person 1: "That's it, i'm grabbing me bjärner."
Wife: *getting beat up sounds*

bjärner by Jarner November 20, 2019

Bjarne 

Bjarnes normally are quite tall blonde guys. Contrasting the cliché, they aren't dumb. The opposite is the case.
Bjarnes are very trustworthy guys. They won't just spill your secret once you tell them. The drawback is that they don't tell you their secrets easily as well. But they love, and I mean LOVE, gossip. Every time you talk to them, the first thing they do is to ask you if you have any tea to spill.

Bjarnes are also known to have an awesome taste in music. They are the (future) star DJs.

"You look so tired. Didn't you get enough sleep?"
"No, I was doing homework when Bjarne suddenly called me at 1 am. We talked all night."

Bjarne by Elliepopelli May 11, 2021

Bjarne 

A Norwegian name meaning bear.
Usually a foreign guy; for example an exchange student from Norway or surrounding countries.

Known for his ability to entertain, being a badass and charm the American ladies.

-Dude, did you hear about that Bjarne kid?
-Yea, man. He is supposed to be one crazy-ass Norwegian!!

Bjarne by Bjønnen sjølv June 12, 2009

Bjarne '97 

When you get really angry at your bike and toss it like Bjarne Riis did in the Tour de France 1997.

On the final time trial stage everything went wrong and Bjarne had enough.

See the incident on youtube by searching for "Bjarne Riis 1997 bike toss"

This term can be used around friends that either know of Bjarne Riis or are into cycling, seeing as this is a very famous moment in the history of the race.

Brian: My bike stopped working on my way home, so I went really mad and did a Bjarne '97 on it!

Sean: No way, dude. Did you go B97 on it's ass?

Brian: Yeah. Set me back a few bobs at the repair shop, but it was worth it.

Bjarne '97 by GaryBarlowIsAGod March 29, 2010

Barner's Law 

Barner's Law states that eventually, no matter if the odds are even beyond impossible, the outcome of a situation is bound to change. This is most commonly used during the ESPN Streak for the Cash game. Depsite a team's record, composure, ability, experience, or any other factor to be considered, Barner's Law states that while on Streak for the Cash, this team will eventually experience the second outcome (ie. if the team is winning a lot, they will lose, or vice versa.). See also law of averages

After winning most of the games in the world cup, The Netherlands felt the effect of Barner's Law and lost in the finals.

Barner's Law by Beasta123 July 17, 2010

barner 

A term used to describe fans and/or alumni of Auburn University. The term originated, in part, from the fact that Auburn University is located in a more rural area of Alabama and has a large Department of Agriculture. Additionally, former University of Alabama head football coach Paul "Bear" Bryant referred to Auburn as a "cow college." Since Bryant is a god of sorts to most Alabama Crimson Tide football fans, this solidified the term. It is important to note that this term is most often used by Alabama football fans who couldn't tell you anything about the school unless it is football-related.

I was gonna take that minimum wage job in the city, but when I found out the company's owned by a stinking barner, I decided to just stay on unemployment.

barner by JuniperPaw November 12, 2010

Barner Syndrome 

A person who perceives any form of communication with the opposite sex as flirting and/or being flirted with.

I think Tyler is suffering from Barner Syndrome because he told me Ann said hi to him and thus must have a crush on him.

Just because they’re nice to you doesn't mean they have a crush on you. If you think otherwise, you have Barner Syndrome.

“ Adam talked to me today, he must love me!” said Liv.

“ Nah, girl. Sounds like you’ve got a case of Barner Syndrome.”

Barner Syndrome by Anonymous8008132 July 8, 2020