3 definitions by Jarner

Jarner

Soup bottle

Person 1: "who the fuck put my soup in a plastic bottle?!"
Person 2: "you mean in a Jarner?"

by Jarner November 19, 2019

bjärner

Frozen chicken soup in a sock that you beat you wife with. Beating kids is also possible.

Person 1: "Hunny! Where's my Jarner?
Wife: "We don't have those anymore!"
Person 1: "That's it, i'm grabbing me bjärner."
Wife: *getting beat up sounds*

by Jarner November 20, 2019

Jyönst

the act of filling a bathtub with tomato soup, then dipping your pants and then putting it on.

pronunciation: yunst

Person 1: "why is the bathtub red?"
Person 2: "I JUST JYÖNSTED!"
Person 1: "you have issues, you're going back to the psychiatrist."
Person 2: "lemme grab my Jarner first!"

by Jarner November 19, 2019