bizjark

Staying up for 50 some hours while on acid

The man bizjarked until he finally collapsed.

by Ryan Bizjark January 2, 2009

Bizjacked

when your friend sets you up with an older woman who then informs you that she has STDs after you've already slept with her

when your "business" has been "jacked up"

I woke up with a rash three days later, and realized I had gotten Bizjacked.

by Haywood Jablowme 68.5 August 22, 2014

bizmark

The act of shooting jiz in her eye and then punching her in that eye...

That whore used her teeth while suckin on my root, so I gave her the bizmark.

by MPH February 19, 2005

traveling bizmark

while girl gives oral sex in a moving automobile you slam on the brakes, causing her face to violently bash the steeringwheel. when she looks up to sceam in pain bust the fatty load right into her already busted up eye. resulting in a traveling bizmark.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

bizmark donut

while getting head, right before you bust a nut, put out, give her a black eye, and then cum on it.

a bizmark donut is not part of a healthy relationship

by montana is gay March 18, 2004

Bizmark

The Bizmark is accomplished by jizzing on the chick's face (make sure you get it all over her cheeks and eyes), then punch her in the face causing her to bleed so the blood mixes with your cum.

After I bizmarked my girlfriend, she got the hint that I wanted to dump her ass.

by shamrock December 25, 2008

Biznark

(n) idiot slang for a massive hunk of stinking crap

Person 1: "Man, did you go to that dry party last night?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, dat sh-t was some biznark."

or

Person 1: "How was..(interrupted)"

Person 2: (interrupting) "Biznark"

by Pooperscooper! November 4, 2009