Bizjacked

when your friend sets you up with an older woman who then informs you that she has STDs after you've already slept with her

when your "business" has been "jacked up"

I woke up with a rash three days later, and realized I had gotten Bizjacked.

by Haywood Jablowme 68.5 August 22, 2014

Bojacked

BoJack Horseman is an animated character who is filled with self-loathing, self-hatred and depression, he hates himself, he an alcoholic and he is bitter about everyone around him.
To feel bojacked is to feel down, depressed, angry at the universe and at yourself.

It's sunday, you are broke, you have load of responsibilities which none are done, you feel like a piece of shit, everyone around had their life figured out, and you are drowning in your alcohol and cigarettes and want to just end this shit. you might as well say "i feel bojacked"

by Bifrost October 28, 2018

Bojacked

If someone is Bojacked they are depressed, tired, always drunk and selfish - basically a mess.
Reference to character Bojack Horseman from Netflix show Bojack Horseman

This phrase is coined by singer, Selina Fever in recent EP, I Thought I Was Dreaming, If I Seemed Distance in the single White Lighter.

He was Bojacked

I am Bojacked

by fregh November 2, 2019

bizaked

baked or to be high on marijuana.

im fuckin bizaked right now.

by stonerboycam October 8, 2009

bizanked

Stolen. taken quickly while no one is looking.

My friend had an awesome hat, so i bizanked it.

by Carbsrock32 August 25, 2011

banjacked

when something or someone is in a physical state that is beyond repair, can be induced by alcoholic beverages amongst the human species.

thon buck's completely banjacked

by michael cunningham April 18, 2005

Bogjacked

Verb - Entering a toilet cubical to find that the previous occupant had abused the facilities in such a way that you gag and reassess your need to use said toilet

"You know you are gonna get bogjacked by someone who had a prawn vindaloo and loads of guiness last night!"

by Thebouy February 4, 2010