5 definitions by Pooperscooper!

Name-Stalking

Another word for looking up people's names on Urban Dictionary. A lonely and selfish task, normally done in the dead of night on the empty wastelands of plastic known as "The Keyboard". Commonly done by alisons and daniels, who are admittedly cool enough to get away with it.

Alison: "Hey Danny Boy! What's your fine self doin up in the dead of night?"

Daniel: "Oh you know, just Name-stalking."

Note: Tylers and Morgans cannot complete this action because it goes against their belief in the unity of the subjunctive universe. I would know, Im an Alex.

by Pooperscooper! November 5, 2009

Harvard

If you looked this up, its obviously not on your list of college applications.

Fellow Employee: "So hey where'd you graduate from?"

Bob: (arrogant, slightly pompous tone) Harvard.

Fellow Employee: "Woaah...(awed silence)''

by Pooperscooper! November 5, 2009

Bo-phobe

Girl term used to describe men afraid of commitment. Should never be used by straight men.

Girl one: "So did Billy-boy ask you out?"

Girl two: (pissed) "Ugh, SUCH a bo-phobe."

by Pooperscooper! November 5, 2009

Biznark

(n) idiot slang for a massive hunk of stinking crap

Person 1: "Man, did you go to that dry party last night?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, dat sh-t was some biznark."

or

Person 1: "How was..(interrupted)"

Person 2: (interrupting) "Biznark"

by Pooperscooper! November 5, 2009

Snuggie

(n) Secret Nazi torture device disguised as a comfortable, one size fits all blanket for the poor and elderly;synonymous with shame and levity.

Helpless, dazed, and severely confused snuggie user: "Aahh, make it stop! The poor, back - open design and obvious lack of fashion sense has left me alone in this IHOP parking lot with a bare buttocks and a strange, perpetual loss of my sense of direction!

by Pooperscooper! November 5, 2009