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Bazelgeuse 

Noun Loud, obnoxious person who always has to be involved in everything. The only way to clue them in to the fact that they're unwanted is to throw shit at them.
"Ugh. That bazelgeuse showed up at the party AGAIN. He never shuts up and he never leaves. He finally fucked off after the cheerleaders all threw their beers at him."
Bazelgeuse by NoNotThatOne January 16, 2019
Related Words
bizel Bizeli bizell bizelnitch bizzle Bezel bazel Biel Bielefeld Bigelow

Jessica Biel 

This hot ass actress with a perfect ass. Her tits are very round and perfect. every man gets a boner when they see her in movies. she has a lot of talent.
fuck Jessica Biel's ass is amazing
Jessica Biel by urban12323 June 15, 2014

biselfish 

Someone who is willing to accept pleasure and/or sexual gratification from the same sex but will not reciprocate.
My girlfriend will receive oral from girls because it is pleasurable but will not reciprocate on them thereby gaining the reputation for being biselfish.
biselfish by winterskye May 25, 2013

dizzle in the bizzle 

There's no joke here, it just means to take a dump in the bathroom.
Out of my way, i gotta take a dizzle in the bizzle.
Fictional town in Germany. No roads lead to Bielefeld, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Bielefeld.
It might be a code name for some secret militairy project.

Everybody who claims to be from Bielefeld or to have ever been there is part of the Bielefeld-conspiracy (German: Bielefeld-Verschwörung)
X: Have you ever been in Bielefeld?

Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.

X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Bielefeld-conspiracy
Bielefeld by Milanifan June 21, 2010
A drug that includes a mixture of LSD, Cocaine, and other substances which are administered through the use of q-tips or cotton swabs. Typically consumed through the ear but have also been known to be administered through the urethra, anus, and other orifices of the body.
Dood you should have seen Kevin last night! He was out of his mind, I think he was on bizzle
Bizzle by PsychoticYuppie June 19, 2019