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Bazelgeuse
Noun Loud, obnoxious person who always has to be involved in everything. The only way to clue them in to the fact that they're unwanted is to throw shit at them.
"Ugh. That bazelgeuse showed up at the party AGAIN. He never shuts up and he never leaves. He finally fucked off after the cheerleaders all threw their beers at him."
Bazelgeuse by NoNotThatOne January 16, 2019
Jessica Biel
This hot ass actress with a perfect ass. Her tits are very round and perfect. every man gets a boner when they see her in movies. she has a lot of talent.
Jessica Biel by urban12323 June 15, 2014
biselfish
Someone who is willing to accept pleasure and/or sexual gratification from the same sex but will not reciprocate.
My girlfriend will receive oral from girls because it is pleasurable but will not reciprocate on them thereby gaining the reputation for being biselfish.
biselfish by winterskye May 25, 2013
dizzle in the bizzle
dizzle in the bizzle by Clit Eastwood June 26, 2004
Bielefeld
Fictional town in Germany. No roads lead to Bielefeld, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Bielefeld.
It might be a code name for some secret militairy project.
Everybody who claims to be from Bielefeld or to have ever been there is part of the Bielefeld-conspiracy (German: Bielefeld-Verschwörung)
It might be a code name for some secret militairy project.
Everybody who claims to be from Bielefeld or to have ever been there is part of the Bielefeld-conspiracy (German: Bielefeld-Verschwörung)
Bizzle
A drug that includes a mixture of LSD, Cocaine, and other substances which are administered through the use of q-tips or cotton swabs. Typically consumed through the ear but have also been known to be administered through the urethra, anus, and other orifices of the body.
Bizzle by PsychoticYuppie June 19, 2019
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026