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Master at all .io games, usually seen with nick "bielik to ..."
Also, person who doesn't smoke anymore
Musag:"Damn bro! Look out, it's bielik to kurwa, he's gonna smash you!"
Emil:"I'm quitting"

Dave:"Hey, you still smoke?"
Jeff:"No, I'm bielik now"
Bielik by Szopem April 19, 2018
Person who get assault by weed taste so often, that he need a endless weed dispensor.
John bielik looks he wanna get high
bielik by pevnic April 23, 2019

Bielke Plan 

An outrageous plan that, thankfully, will never be put in to action. If such plan is accomplished (very unlikely) disaster ensues.
Usage 1:

Person 1: Did you hear what we're planning on doing for the Redbull Flugtag?
Person 2: Yeah... something about a refridgerator?
Person 1: Sounds sweet doesn't it!?! We're totally going to win.
Person 2: (sarcastically) yeah... sweet... greatest Bielke plan ever... call me when you actually get the refridgerator and I'll help.
(6 months later the day before the competition)
Person 1: WTF!?!?! Shawn still hasn't gotten the fridge
Person 2: Thank goodness because someone was going to die.

Usage 2:

I was playing goalie at Zimmermans, but thanks to the Bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and I slipped and ruptured my other achilles.
Bielke Plan by rcajun February 25, 2010
To eat with gusto, particularly soft-shelled crabs. Named for the sound made upon eating soft-shelled crabs.
Person A: Dude, you totally bialiked those nachos.
Person B: I was really fucking hungry.
bialik by Kash Monet August 4, 2007

mayim bialik 

Beautiful actress who was in the movie Beaches, the almost-failed TV show Molloy, and the hit sitcom Blossom. She has also done voice acting in cartoons and some video games, and is now in the new movie Kalamazoo.
I love Mayim Bialik, and I always will.

Bielke Plan 

An outrageous plan that, thankfully, will never be put in to action. If such plan is accomplished (very unlikely) disaster ensues.
Person 1: Did you hear what we're planning on doing for the Redbull Flugtag?
Person 2: Yeah... something about a refridgerator?
Person 1: Sounds sweet doesn't it!?! We're totally going to win.
Person 2: (sarcastically) yeah... sweet... greatest Bielke plan ever... call me when you actually get the refridgerator and I'll help.
(6 months later the day before the competition)
Person 1: WTF!?!?! Shizzle still hasn't gotten the fridge
Person 2: Thank goodness because someone was going to die.

I was playing broomball at Zmans, but thanks to the Bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and I slipped and ruptured my other achilles.
Bielke Plan by gladsmile February 25, 2010
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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