Bigelow 

A person who has a bangin' ass body and has mastered the arts of pranking. Usaully smarter than everyone else and has a unique ability to make others around them feel stupid. tends to be more badass than a crawford.

Screw punk'd, you've just been Bigelowed!

Bigelow by KaWaBlam! January 9, 2012

Bigelow 

a fat person.

oh my fucking gosh, she’s such a bigelow!

Bigelow by omgitsme23 June 14, 2018

Bigelow 

A trashy kid

yo a bigelow

Bigelow by redrobo March 8, 2017

Bigelow 

Anyone with an iq below 50

Guy 1 - Yea i got brains

Guy 2 - no you dont bro you didnt even pass health class your a bigelow

Bigelow by xXxManOfWisdomxXx February 11, 2022

Bigelow Coefficient 

The use of a random number generator and the absolute value of a sum of numbers to provide reporting data for a company or organization.

Did you hear - the CFO was caught using the Bigelow Coefficient to make up the profit and loss statement

Bigelow Coefficient by elbowman November 23, 2009

duece bigelow 

You spelt his name wrong, mung-monger.

duece bigelow by Anonymous August 18, 2003

drop a bigelow 

The equivalent of dropping a deuce, ergo a #2, ergo a bowel movement. Reference to Deuce Bigelow, thus dropping a Bigelow.

Dude, i drank way to coffee with those 20 bran muffins, i gotta drop a bigelow in the worst way!

drop a bigelow by The Elegant Goon January 28, 2010