biteen
biteen by Roscommon the Wise April 11, 2017
Words you can keep
Bitenuker
-noun
1. A brand name for a miniature "pocket-sized" microwave marketed to college students, homosexuals and the morbidly obese by GE.
2. Franco-dutch for "Dick-fucker" or alternatively, "monster-fucker." This unfortunate poorly-researched naming scheme lead to the loss of the European market.
1. A brand name for a miniature "pocket-sized" microwave marketed to college students, homosexuals and the morbidly obese by GE.
2. Franco-dutch for "Dick-fucker" or alternatively, "monster-fucker." This unfortunate poorly-researched naming scheme lead to the loss of the European market.
Bitentronc
A divine sunflower who graces it's followers: the Bitenists It casts Judgement on heretics.
Got SMAAAASHED!! by a huge boulder from a Adaptable Rock-Wrecking Rhinoceros
Got SMAAAASHED!! by a huge boulder from a Adaptable Rock-Wrecking Rhinoceros
Person A: Waluigi's our lord and savior.
Person B: No. It is the one and only Bitentronc.
Person A: SHUT UP! WALUIGI >>> ALL!! WAHWAHWAHWAH!!!
Person B: Guzzlord have mercy. -_-"
Person B: No. It is the one and only Bitentronc.
Person A: SHUT UP! WALUIGI >>> ALL!! WAHWAHWAHWAH!!!
Person B: Guzzlord have mercy. -_-"
Bitentronc by Title Theme Big Brain Academy June 28, 2022
Joe Biten
Joe Biten is a nice president that bites a lot, though he is a punk ass weirdo. His brother is Joe Biden and they've both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people stopped electing him which is why he's not famous anymore. No one talks about him anymore and the public doesn't know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a popular bastard in 2015. The only person that knows where he lives is Donald Trump, since he's also a bastard. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full story of all these people will be in the link below. (There's no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!
once bitten twice shy
orignally to dog bites, now means that once somebody has gotten hurt or had something go wrong will be afraid to try it again (especially in love)
If you fall in love with someone and that someone rejects or hurts you-once bitten-you may be very, very reluctant-twice shy-to let yourself fall in love again.
If you fall in love with someone and that someone rejects or hurts you-once bitten-you may be very, very reluctant-twice shy-to let yourself fall in love again.
once bitten twice shy by vitalia November 27, 2006
Bitengog
A clump of hair, dust and dirt usually found in Flat 323.
A Bitengog can usually be found on the carpet in the lounge, hallway or occupants' bedrooms. Any attempt to Hoover up the bitengog is useless as they have learnt to adapt and are now immune to the effects of sucking.
Alex is the King of the Bitengogs.
A Bitengog can usually be found on the carpet in the lounge, hallway or occupants' bedrooms. Any attempt to Hoover up the bitengog is useless as they have learnt to adapt and are now immune to the effects of sucking.
Alex is the King of the Bitengogs.
Bitengog by thebitengogking December 14, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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