Joe Biten is a nice president that bites a lot, though he is a punk ass weirdo. His brother is Joe Biden and they've both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people stopped electing him which is why he's not famous anymore. No one talks about him anymore and the public doesn't know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a
popular bastard in 2015. The only person that knows where he lives is
Donald Trump, since he's also a bastard. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full story of all these people will be in the
link below. (There's no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the
dictionary?!
Damn, is that
Joe Biden in Walmart!?
Shit
Luke, are you dumb? That's Joe BITEN. He bites a lot,
don't come up close to him, he's like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he'll have a meeting with lions that also bite. Isn't it obvious they're his close friends?