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Bikeonosis 

Bikeonosis is a virus that can be found in some young teenage males. It consists of dizzyness, stress and urges to grab things and put them between the legs of the teenage male. It can be cured by a special type of dance that a teenage female must do. They call the female a "Bike" just so the male can get rid of all the stress and dizzyness until he becomes normal again. This may take a few trys, or a few rides some people say.
"Wow, you seem to have Bikeonosis!'
Bikeonosis by 123raymond December 26, 2008
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bikenoot 

the best way to sign a letter of apology to someone
I'm sorry for talking to your friends without your permission. It won't happen again and I hope we are all good.

Bikenoot,
Gonzo
bikenoot by livelongandprosburr November 21, 2010

BIKENONCE 

ANOTHER WORD FOR JEREMY VINE CHANNEL 5 VERY OWN BIKE NONCE
JEREMY VINE WAS RIDING DOWN THE ROAD ON HIS TODGER BIKE, POCKETS FILLED WITH CABURYS CREME EGGS. THERE HE NOTICES SOME KIDS AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD OFFERING THEM HIS EGGS WHEN A BRAVE MAN CALLED JOEY TOLD HIM WHERE TO SHOVE HIS CREME EGGS AND LEAVE KIDS ALONE JOEY SHOUTS OUT FUCK OFF "BIKENONCE"
BIKENONCE by KANETHEMAN69 January 11, 2024

BIKENONCE 

THERE WAS ONCE A MAN CALLED JEREMY VINE WHO OWNED A BIKE, ONE DAY DAY JEREMY HAD LOAD OFF CABURYS CREME EGGS STROLLING LONG AND SEES SOME KIDS, JEREMY OFFERS THE KIDS SOME EGGS BUT A SUPERHERO CALLED JOEY SAVES THE DAY AND KIDS FROM THE BIKENONCE
BIKENONCE by KANETHEMAN69 January 11, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026