Bikeeno

Someone who is way too keen to get their bikini on when its not hot/appropriate

Laura: Look, she's got her bikini on and its not even sunny..
Bianca: What a Bikeeno..

by LauraRat May 13, 2013

Bikeonosis

Bikeonosis is a virus that can be found in some young teenage males. It consists of dizzyness, stress and urges to grab things and put them between the legs of the teenage male. It can be cured by a special type of dance that a teenage female must do. They call the female a "Bike" just so the male can get rid of all the stress and dizzyness until he becomes normal again. This may take a few trys, or a few rides some people say.

"Wow, you seem to have Bikeonosis!'

by 123raymond December 26, 2008

bikenoot

the best way to sign a letter of apology to someone

I'm sorry for talking to your friends without your permission. It won't happen again and I hope we are all good.

Bikenoot,
Gonzo

by livelongandprosburr November 21, 2010

BIKENONCE

ANOTHER WORD FOR JEREMY VINE CHANNEL 5 VERY OWN BIKE NONCE

JEREMY VINE WAS RIDING DOWN THE ROAD ON HIS TODGER BIKE, POCKETS FILLED WITH CABURYS CREME EGGS. THERE HE NOTICES SOME KIDS AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD OFFERING THEM HIS EGGS WHEN A BRAVE MAN CALLED JOEY TOLD HIM WHERE TO SHOVE HIS CREME EGGS AND LEAVE KIDS ALONE JOEY SHOUTS OUT FUCK OFF "BIKENONCE"

by KANETHEMAN69 January 11, 2024

BIKENONCE

JEREMY VINE - BIKE NONCE

THERE WAS ONCE A MAN CALLED JEREMY VINE WHO OWNED A BIKE, ONE DAY DAY JEREMY HAD LOAD OFF CABURYS CREME EGGS STROLLING LONG AND SEES SOME KIDS, JEREMY OFFERS THE KIDS SOME EGGS BUT A SUPERHERO CALLED JOEY SAVES THE DAY AND KIDS FROM THE BIKENONCE

by KANETHEMAN69 January 11, 2024