Bitchwank

Bitchwank, Bitch wank

1: Term given to the actions of a woman who has been defined as a bitch, sexually pleasuring a man's phallus by use of her hands.

Often seen as a derogatory term for women who perform inadequately during said stimulation.

2: Term given to define someone of minor intelligence or who has shown an inability to perform menial tasks.

Often considered vulgar and crass in social situations.

1:

Terry: What happened last night with that girl?

Bob: Oh, her? She was a total bitchwank. I tell you man, never again.

2:

Man: He's acting like such a bitchwank. He's broken five conveyor belts today! I'm going to fire him one of these days.

Bitchwank by Richiedee123 September 10, 2011

bitchcakes 

Not British slang...it is from the 90's TV show "Newsradio". Secretary Beth decides to make up a word and see if she can get others to use it by dropping into every conversation. By the end of the day, everyone is using it. Has become popular in Britain due tothe popularity of the show.

It means to flip out or go a bit nuts, or to rant about something.

Beth went completely bitchcakes when she found out Matthew told Joe they were sleeping together.

Katherine is going to go bitchcakes on Bill after hearing that news story.

bitchcakes by BlooPenguin April 2, 2007

go bitchcakes 

Not British slang...it is from the 90's TV show "Newsradio". Secretary Beth decides to make up a word and see if she can get others to use it by dropping into every conversation. By the end of the day, everyone is using it. Has become popular in Britain due tothe popularity of the show.

It means to flip out or go a bit nuts, or to rant about something.

Beth went completely bitchcakes when she found out Matthew told Joe they were sleeping together.

Katherine is going to go bitchcakes on Bill after hearing that news story.

go bitchcakes by BlooPenguin December 15, 2008

bitchrake

One who is known to attract all the ladies of the bitchcake kind.

"You bitchrake; all of your friends are whore-esque lesbian vaginas!"

bitchrake by DICKCHEESEBURGER July 3, 2006

Bitchpants McCrabby

A name for calling someone (usually a female) for being a total bitch and is always crabby. such as a girl on her period. originated from an episode of RvB when talking about a really bitchy girl named Tex on the Blue team.

Well Bitchpants McCrabby was as bitchy as always.
Your not Helping, Bitchpants McCrabby.

Tucker:{trying to communicate with the alien}" I am Tucker. This is Church. That's Bitchpants McCrabby." {points over to Tex}

Bitchpants McCrabby by Secret Justin December 14, 2008

bitchpants

bitchpants noun
1. an ill-tempered countenance
2. eccentric; queer
3. having a bad disposition; peevish
4. exhibiting or characterized by having an extreme and irrational affinity for the bitchasserous condition
5. being bitchy for an extended period of time
6. radiating a disagreeable impression

What's with the bitchpants?

bitchpants by Kariem September 19, 2007

bitchsack 

Someone who is particularly bitchy and is a ballsack; someone who is so annoying that they make it possible to create a mixture of a male and female description to describe them.

David: "Kyle tried to molest my sister."
Sam: "That bitchsack!"

bitchsack by i hate zalman rodkin June 30, 2016