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bitchafication 

witnessing some one being turned into a total bitch or knowing some who used to be nice then become a total bitch
Jesse "hey dave, your girlfriend used to be so nice, now she's a total bitch"

Dave "i know, i was just off to the hardware store for some bitch be gone, it's starting to be a real problem"

Jesse "why is it the pretty ones that have to turn into bitches?"

Dave " i know what your saying, i feel like she went through a complete bitchafication"

Bitchasitis 

(pronounced bitch-us-itis)

A disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed bitch in the vernacular.

Symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common bitch, only aggravated. Causes vary and can be unfathomable.

The victim of bitchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated - though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
This procedure is known as bitchatectomy. It is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. Verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.

There exist both acute and chronic forms of bitchasitis.
One should be particularly wary of bitchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.
Mark: -Debbie just hang up on me again after ranting nonstop for fifteen minutes about how I should have called earlier.

John: -Hmm, I'm afraid the signs point to a clear case of bitchasitis.

Mark: -If that's the case I'd better face it, at least I know what to do.

John: - Yup, looks like a bitchatectomy is your only salvation.
Bitchasitis by Uncle Karb September 14, 2010

bitchtastic 

this word is a combo of bitch and fantastic
therefeore becoming bitchtastic
it means "to be bitchy or pissy"; "to be a bitch"

(bitch-tass-tick)
Courtney must be feeling bitchtastic today. She already told me to fuck off and called Cassie a slut.
bitchtastic by Tipsy 503 January 29, 2008

bitchtastic 

Exemplifying utter bitchiness.
I can't stand to be around my girl this time of the month; she's too friggin' bitchtastic.
bitchtastic by Rocko November 24, 2003

bitchtafied 

Getting served or shown whats whats what.
Yo that nigga just got bitchtafied!
bitchtafied by Krook515 December 12, 2006

bitchsicle 

1. An ice cold bitch. A mash up of the words "bitch and popsicle." Also known as an ice queen/princess.
"So I tried asking out Rebecca but she said no. What a bitchsicle!"
bitchsicle by Alethea P February 23, 2009