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BitchaRita

A strong serving of Booze, bitch, and Extra sour baditude with a salty rim that makes your face pucker in disappointment and or disgust.
1. I can’t believe that your GF served up such a strong batch of her BitchaRita last weekend. What a Self absorbed Hoe.

2. Some one please cut him off, he has had enough BitchaRitas tonight.
BitchaRita by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

Bitchcricket

Someone who talks shit behind someones back but shuts up when the person there talking about walks by or confronts them. Similar to a chirping cricket.
I saw Amanda talking to someone and looking at me, but when I walked by she stopped and looked away and then kept talking about Me when I walked away. What a Bitchcricket.
Bitchcricket by Jamezisshort124 December 28, 2013

bitchafication 

witnessing some one being turned into a total bitch or knowing some who used to be nice then become a total bitch
Jesse "hey dave, your girlfriend used to be so nice, now she's a total bitch"

Dave "i know, i was just off to the hardware store for some bitch be gone, it's starting to be a real problem"

Jesse "why is it the pretty ones that have to turn into bitches?"

Dave " i know what your saying, i feel like she went through a complete bitchafication"

Bitchcicle

That bitchcicle just cut me off!
Bitchcicle by kobs22 December 10, 2009

Bitchasitis 

(pronounced bitch-us-itis)

A disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed bitch in the vernacular.

Symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common bitch, only aggravated. Causes vary and can be unfathomable.

The victim of bitchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated - though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
This procedure is known as bitchatectomy. It is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. Verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.

There exist both acute and chronic forms of bitchasitis.
One should be particularly wary of bitchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.
Mark: -Debbie just hang up on me again after ranting nonstop for fifteen minutes about how I should have called earlier.

John: -Hmm, I'm afraid the signs point to a clear case of bitchasitis.

Mark: -If that's the case I'd better face it, at least I know what to do.

John: - Yup, looks like a bitchatectomy is your only salvation.
Bitchasitis by Uncle Karb September 14, 2010

bitchattitude 

J'ai tellement une bitchattitude.
bitchattitude by Oooshit November 18, 2011
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