mothercino

A mothercino is a typically a rich, hot, caffe-latte drinking early mum in her early thirties who hangs around in inner city cafes with other mothercinos and their OshKosh B'gosh adorned toddlers who have names like "Sugar Blossom" or "Daisy Petal" or something equally vomit-inducing. They usually drive a large, expensive, new 4WD/SUV - often a Porsche Cayenne or a BMW X5. They can often be seen holding a baby, a banana and a mobile phone, and pushing a pram, inexplicably with only two hands. They are usually married to a young, successful lawyer or businessman, and demonstrate this with >1 carat diamonds and golden wedding bands, which they show each other often to compare.
Holy shit dude, this cafe is full of mothercinos! We ain't never gonna pick up here.
by hooshpartitions April 07, 2009
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bitchilibrium

When two people, stereotypically women, are so bitchy to each other that they create a sort of balance, and actually manage to have a functioning pseudo-friendship.
*Sarah and Jane are having a coffee together. Cindy walks by and says hello*

Cindy: Hey loser, how's life being the tubbiest girl in town?
Sarah: Better than having the ugliest face in town.
Cindy: Coming to Steve's party tonight, or weren't you invited?
Sarah: Actually it's Tom's party, if he'd invited you himself, you would have known!
Cindy: Oh wonderful! See you tonight girls!

*later*

Jane: I don't know how you can stand her. She's such a bitch to you.
Sarah: Yeah, but it's weird... I just dish it right back, and we seem to have sort of reached a bitchilibrium.
by hooshpartitions April 18, 2009
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