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when you're friend is being slightly mean, have her perform a bitchpour: which invloves spinning around and pouring their unwanted words to embarrass
" you were really mean about my sweater jessica, do the bitchpour!"
bitchpour by hollaatyourgoat March 22, 2026
Words you can keep

Bitchpocolypse 

The gathering of female dogs and expecting males being disappointed cause of the miss understanding.
guy1:Dude that Bitchpocolypse was such a boner killer.

guy2:I know so i guess im still forever alone.

bitchburry 

Something that is worth a pretty penny but looks like it came from a 5 dollar thriftstore. Rumors have it that it can help dodge bullets.
"Got my Burberry pants on, I'll just think of it as me dodging a bullet."
"Damn, you da bitchburry FRFR! Unstoppable fasho."
bitchburry by chocolattie May 4, 2021
an awesome, beautiful, drunk woman that can hang, dance and is a cuuuuutie!
Bitchpo, come have a shot with me!
Bitchpo by babyfingas April 22, 2011

bitchbored 

When you have no girl and need some attention, you hit up random hoes to occupy your time.
"Bro why are you talking to that hoe"
"I don't know bro, I'm bitchbored."
bitchbored by AntonioManoloLopez November 26, 2015

bitchourage 

very similar to an entourage, only with bitches
hell yeah, call up the bitchourage
bitchourage by j leezylez February 19, 2011

bitchPod 

A synonym for an iPod that iPad and iPhone owners use to describe these music players because they are inferior to their more expensive iOS devices. Includes iPod touches, nanos, shuffles, videos, minis, and iPod classics.
Frank: Hey Steve can I use your iPhone to iMessage my mother?

Steve: Just use your iPod touch. Oh wait, there's no wifi out here...stupid bitchPod.

Tom: Let's watch this cool movie on my third generation iPod video!

Bob: No, let's use my iPad. Your bitchPods screen blows.
bitchPod by 12345Joeable March 14, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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