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bitchomie 

Your Main Homie who is your Main Bitch.

FEMALE. Who rides, but also questions, how shall we die. MUST BE EPIC — must be Facebook Live worthy!! Cuz if it didn’t happen on social media. Then it didn’t happen & then you are cursed to walk the earth as a BITCHOMBIE. (see definition)
AYEBAYBAY! This one time when she helped me break in & borrow the dude I was stalkings man juice so I could have his babies & like straight kinda held him hostage. We didn’t die, but we did time. Made us Bitchomies for life.
bitchomie by imreene August 8, 2019
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Part of speech: Noun.

The ultimate insult. A person labeled as a "Bitchmilk" is one who is whiny, snobbish, complaining, pessimistic, cowardly, bitchy, really bitchy, and cunt-ish.
John was such a bitchmilk last night for not taking that last shot!
Bitchmilk by Dylan Foster April 4, 2008
In most basic terms, the opposite of a badass. It describes one who, while drinking with friends, does not have the testicular fortitude to finish one's drink.
He couldn't finish his fifth Jagerbomb. What a bitchmilk.
bitchmilk by Tom X June 25, 2008

Bitchole 

A term used to describe an individual, generally a male, who in actual fact has developed mannerisms and idiosyncrasies of a women. De-voiding him of all manliness.
"Wow, Josh is acting like such a Bitchole!"

"He's brushing her hair? What a Bitchole!"

"...that's a Bitchole act!"

"Habitual Bitchole"

bitchkrieg 

A very lengthy, very loud and very annoying tirade of negative comments and whiny, annoying ad nauseum complaints, often done either yelling or screaming in a high-pitched voice while in a state of extreme anger or self-righteousness.

Combination of bitching (used as a descriptor for complaining or whining) and blitzkrieg (the traditional "lightning assault" commonly used by the Hitler's military).
I shouldn't hang out here anymore, man. My mom throws a bitchkrieg every time she finds out I'm here.
bitchkrieg by J.C.B. February 27, 2005

Bitchmeat 

1. A term to describe someone, or their ass or vagina, essentially regarded as a passive sex object i.e. meat to be fucked. Often used with misogynist intent about women esp. hookers.
2. The act of vaginal or anal intercourse.
3. Male prison slang similar to (although more graphic than) the prison use of bitch. A generally younger, hot assed prisoner used for sexual gratification.
1. "Woman, get your pants off - I want me some bitchmeat!"

2. Prisoners in the shower discussing the new boy:"Hey Butch, look at that hot butt on the newbie - sure gonna make a fine piece of bitchmeat"
Bitchmeat by silkpouch September 8, 2007

bitchfield 

Bitchfield is a small village in Lincolnshire, England, consisting of two groups of buildings connected by Dark Lane, known as Bitchfield and Lower Bitchfield, collectively called Bitchfield. It lies on the B1176, running east and parallel to the A1 road, and south east of Grantham.
Bitchfield a Real place
bitchfield by Levlife October 6, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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