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bitchmeister 

Bitchmeister is the bitch of bitches. Meister is the German word for master. Bitch can mean basically anything based on the context. It can be very negative and very positive.

Bitchmeister is also a person calling others bitches. See e.g. the bitchmeister blog on hans-jschmid.com, a German blog where a guy calls others bitches and "my bitches".
hans-jschmid.com is the bitchmeister.
bitchmeister by dressguard October 11, 2010
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bitchmeister 

n. (from English "bitch" for female dog, and German "Meister" for master). A woman who is the worst-tempered, schemingest, full-of-herself, back-stabbingest waste of human flesh imaginable.
If Hillary the bitchmeister becomes president, I'm shooting myself.

bitchmistress 

A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.
If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.
bitchmistress by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

bitchmaster

One who is master of all bitches. "When a bitch is bitten, the master of all bitches must be killed in order to release his/her underlings"
Bitchmaster is the master of all bitches.
bitchmaster by Rich+Sand July 24, 2006

bitchfester 

A citizen of an internet forum of oh-so-serious and mostly hormone-ravaged pre-menstrual women, and socially deviant males on which it is supposedly "hilarious" to sit and rant for hours and days and weeks and months on end about, well, other people on forums really.

The law there is simple; pick another poster any any number of the popular internet forums, I don't know, someone who commits the crime of being popular or something, start a thread about them, then sit around constantly for the next year or so writing about how sad said person is for spending so much time on the forums. This makes the people there feel great and worth something, at long last, to society.

Everyone else just points and laughs at the bitchfesters.
"I am so cool and great and clever because I am a bitchfester and I hate people I don't even know!"
bitchfester by Rubio July 31, 2008

Butchmeister

An obsession with social media with a preference for photos cars. A master of misery
This guy is a right butchmeister. He needs to get out more!
Butchmeister by Snideytown June 9, 2021

bitchmonster 

1. Transcending Bitch,a person who strives to be mean and is irritated by small things.
God, I thought my mom was bad, but your is a real bitchmonster...
bitchmonster by Zed August 21, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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