Bitchmilk

Part of speech: Noun.

The ultimate insult. A person labeled as a "Bitchmilk" is one who is whiny, snobbish, complaining, pessimistic, cowardly, bitchy, really bitchy, and cunt-ish.

John was such a bitchmilk last night for not taking that last shot!

Bitchmilk by Dylan Foster April 4, 2008

bitchmilk

In most basic terms, the opposite of a badass. It describes one who, while drinking with friends, does not have the testicular fortitude to finish one's drink.

He couldn't finish his fifth Jagerbomb. What a bitchmilk.

bitchmilk by Tom X June 25, 2008

Bitchilly 

Bitchilly......a term for describing lower temperature mornings. Has also been to know to describe ones mood due to lack of sleep. Its known as a Stavingaism.

Wow its bitchilly outside this morning, brrrr.

Yes, Im bitchilly!!! I was up three times during the night, we are out of coffee and now I must go to work.

Bitchilly by BentAngel December 8, 2011

bitchmistress 

A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.

If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.

bitchmistress by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

bitchilibrium

When two people, stereotypically women, are so bitchy to each other that they create a sort of balance, and actually manage to have a functioning pseudo-friendship.

*Sarah and Jane are having a coffee together. Cindy walks by and says hello*

Cindy: Hey loser, how's life being the tubbiest girl in town?
Sarah: Better than having the ugliest face in town.
Cindy: Coming to Steve's party tonight, or weren't you invited?
Sarah: Actually it's Tom's party, if he'd invited you himself, you would have known!
Cindy: Oh wonderful! See you tonight girls!

*later*

Jane: I don't know how you can stand her. She's such a bitch to you.
Sarah: Yeah, but it's weird... I just dish it right back, and we seem to have sort of reached a bitchilibrium.

bitchilibrium by hooshpartitions April 17, 2009

bitchzilla 

...a really big, if not in size then statue, bitch!

That woman always complaining. She always got a gripe on. She is the biggest bitchzilla I know!

bitchzilla by jnemes65 May 28, 2015

Bitchtillion 

Number of times your wife tells you to put away your fucking phone on Sunday when you're trying to check your fantasy football scores. Fuck.

Wife: Richard, put away your fucking phone!

Richard: Geez! You don't have to tell me a bitchtillion times!

Richard's fantasy league commish: Dude, pay your fucking fantasy football dues.

Richard: Geez! You don't have to tell me a bitchtillion times!

Bitchtillion by Cheese Furburgers December 23, 2013