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bitchlovin 

when you love someone but they dont love you and it hurts like a bitch and youre likke oh shit they dont love me and you feel like you could crap your heart out

ethan asshole
i love you

oh well i dpont love you

that felt bitchlovin...
bitchlovin by livelovelaxlil February 19, 2011
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Bitchcoin 

When a woman relies on guys to buy her drinks
"Lol, hey, so, I'm gonna pay in Bitchcoin. Who wants to buy me a drink?
Bitchcoin by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
1.n. Someone who whines obsessively and constantly takes on a helpless persona, making themselves out to be more of a bitch than even the common bitch.
2. n. A small bitch.
1. Miles: " No fair you keep finding the rocket launcher before I do! This sucks!"
Jon: " Dammit Miles, stop being a little bitchling and just admit that you suck at Halo!"

2. "I swear dude, after hanging out with that bitch down the street, my younger sister is starting to turn into a little bitchling."
bitchling by Autumn Rayne April 29, 2005

bitchovic 

pronounced: bitch-o-vich
this word is broken up into 2 parts: "bitch" and "ovic"

bitch *we all know what that means*
ovic: literally means "son of" in Bosnian.

so bitchovic literally means son of a bitch, but its the nicer version :)
that bitchovic just stole my brand new Cadillac!!
bitchovic by Tamorres May 8, 2014

bitchcoin 

It's the bitches' internet currency. Used by bitches who want to trade bitchness.
- You'll have to pay for that nasty comment.
- So, here, take five bitchcoins.
bitchcoin by Frajolão November 22, 2013
The self made sibling of a female to support her while bitching.
The bitch and her bitchling created a mishap to gain attention.
bitchling by doodling June 30, 2011

Bitchcoin 

Joe invests in bitchcoin since his divorce.
Bitchcoin by Muley101 December 17, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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