bitchboxing

Fighting but only with scratch, bitting, and hair pulling

Person 1, "Hey, what's up with those 2 girls over there? They're clawing at each other!"
Person 2, "Don't worry they're just bitchboxing."

bitchboxing by lllllIIIIllIIIllIIllllIIIllIll April 30, 2021

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bitchcoming

A portmanteau of the adjective "bitch" and the verb "incoming"
A descriptive derogatory term said when a female of ill repute is currently closing in on one's location. When uttered it is generally accepted that all within earshot scatter and conceal themselves.

John: Oh shit dude, that's Chelsea! BITCHCOMING!
Everyone: SCATTER MEN!

bitchcoming by Scotch Bantha March 18, 2015

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bitchboxing • bitchcoming • Bitchnoring

Bitchnoring

When a women ignores perfectly good information provided by a man because, well, he's a man.

Ellen was bitchnoring me when I tried to explain how to change a tire.

Bitchnoring by Id Molotov January 4, 2017

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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