bitchllet 

Bitch + bullet. Most commonly used to replace "bullet" in the phrase "dodge the bullet" when referring to a similar situation involving a bitch.

I thought I was gonna have to start talking to Shayla again because I wanted to know where she got her shoes, but then Angela said she stole them from Christie when she passed out at the party the other night. Man did I dodge a bitchllet there."

bitchllet by St. Furn Obnox November 5, 2017

Bitchless 

Bitchless(derogatory)
Adjective
1. The state of having 7,926,327,890 people living on the same planet as you yes having absolutely zero bitches

2. A sad state of being constantly made fun of in the group chat for not having bitches

3. Being Spidey.

"I can't believe it, I'm officially bitchless."

"You're giving Spidey a run for his money."

Bitchless by Swædoughnim February 14, 2022

Eternally Bitchless

The incapability to bag any females at all. Forever unable to communicate effectively with a person of the opposite gender.

Tim can't bag no girls, he's eternally bitchless.

Eternally Bitchless by mahcy February 16, 2022

bitchlessness 

The state of bitchless; having no bitches whatsoever. This is a deadly virus that occurs in 1 in 3 people over the age of 18. The first signs of bitchlessness can arise during the puberty stage and if not treated by hitting the gym and chasing a bag, it can carry on to the adult life or even worse, become chronic.

Chad: Damn bruh how you still a virgin, I got like 12 bodies and 50 matches on Tinder.
Joshua: I was just diagnosed with chronic bitchlessness, I knew I should've touched some grass when I had the chance.

bitchlessness by The Warriorz August 2, 2021

Bitchless 

You

Come on now, don't be bitchless

Bitchless by Not Bitchless March 26, 2022

Bitchless Behavior Syndrome 

It is a condition wherein a person has envious and wishful yet hopeless behavior with regards to romance-related topics and media. It is accompanied by a mix of romantic excitement and dread from the reality of the person's current romantic situation.

It is often caused by said person, who has romantic desires, lacking bitches or any form of romantic love in the present time. Failure to successfully enter a romantic relationship, either due to wasting the opportunity to do so or being scared to make the first move, may also lead to said behavior.

Not to be mistaken with horniness, it oftentimes manifests with non-malicious intent and manner.

BBS may vary in its symptoms and severity from person to person. The most prevalent behavioral change is with the person always wishing to experience couple-related activities, such as holding hands, cuddling, playing together, or spending time together. Said wishes may either be generalized or targeted to a certain someone, fictional or not.

Other symptoms include but is not limited to:
- jealousy of couples that have a successful and happy relationship
- randomly sending flirtatious messages and/or memes in the middle of conversations
- sending material depicting intimate activities with the caption "me with who" or "when will I also experience such"
- fantasizing situations that place them in a happy and wholesome relationship
- depression upon the sight of seeing couple-related activities

Person 1: "you remember that time when Shinobino was fantasizing dating Inaka?"
Person 2: "what a fucking simp! he has Bitchless Behavior Syndrome, fr"

Bitchless Behavior Syndrome by TheBitchlessGoat September 11, 2022

Bitchless Thursday 

Weekly holiday created by Annie Marshall of Maryland, observed by refraining from bitching, complaining, ingratitude and pessimism on Thursdays. Currently popular in Central and Western Maryland, and spreading quickly to other regions.

It's Bitchless Thursday! Which must mean it's polka-lessons-down-the-C&O-Canal-tow-path-before-it-gets-too-hot day.

Bitchless Thursday by Philo K May 30, 2013