bitchlessness 

The state of bitchless; having no bitches whatsoever. This is a deadly virus that occurs in 1 in 3 people over the age of 18. The first signs of bitchlessness can arise during the puberty stage and if not treated by hitting the gym and chasing a bag, it can carry on to the adult life or even worse, become chronic.

Chad: Damn bruh how you still a virgin, I got like 12 bodies and 50 matches on Tinder.
Joshua: I was just diagnosed with chronic bitchlessness, I knew I should've touched some grass when I had the chance.

bitchlessness by The Warriorz August 2, 2021

bitchassness maximus 

The maximum level of bitchassness a person can attain, there have been only a handful of cases in the world thusfar.

D Breezy is on that bitchassness maximus tip again.

bitchassness maximus by lebron101 June 21, 2009

Bitchassness 

I have come to notice a serious spread of BitchAssNess throughout the local area, corrupting the mental wellbeing of many people. It is undeniable. If you are going to tell yourself the spread of BitchAssNess is not a problem, you are wrong and most likely infected by BitchAssNess. It is infecting people everywhere; your teachers, friends, family, and other peers. Although I am referring to the local area, BitchAssNess is infecting on a much larger scale, our country is being affected by this epidemic to an extreme; our country is full of hating bitchasses.

Of course many cease to come to this obvious realization, but it is indeed there and at large. You may think BitchAssNess is not contagious, but it is. If you are surrounded by haters, you will hate too. If you are surrounded by bitchasses you will slowly become a bitchass. If you want to avoid becoming a victim of BitchAssNess, you must simply not fall for the hating ways of the bitchasses. I am sorry, but if you are already a victim of BitchAssNess there is only one way to cure yourself; stop being a bitchass and be real.

That kid is such a bitchass. Yeah, he has got a case of the bitchassness.

Bitchassness by Top broski October 23, 2010

bitchassness 

Term coined by Diddy on Making the Band. Overall stank actions towards others through words, facial expressions, and/or song. Symptoms include: thinking your better than those around you, not speaking your true feelings, throwing large amounts of shade.

Tony: "Dont fuck up in our friendship Kile ... cause i will call u out on ur BitchAssNESS!!!"

Kile: "Doctor, is there something we can do??? is there something that i can take to cure this bitchassness???"

bitchassness by K-Hot February 5, 2008

bitchassness 

A terrible terrible new found disease spreading through our community as we speak.The Disease was founded by Sean "Diddy" Combs.SYMPTOMS OF BITCHASSNESS IS AS FOLLOWS:

1.)Whining or throwing little pussy fits
2.)Having your feelings hurt to easy
3.)A HATER
4.)acting "salty"
5.)Thinking your better than someone else
6.)Talking behind someone's back

"Ayo e-sizzle look at that fat kid crying over there in the corner because all his doritos fell on the ground"."Yea i see him t-weezy he has a severe case of "bitchassness" he needs to see dr.furgeuson a.s.a.p"!!!

bitchassness by WOO-RAT HUNTER April 2, 2008

bitchassness 

newly discovered disease running rampant, especially in the black community.
symptoms include:
1.punkish tendencies
see pussy or pussy nigga
2. cattiness, such as talking behind someone's back
3. thinking highly of yourself, but only expressing it under your breath
4.claiming "hurt feelings" when you are called out on your bullshit

Robert of Making the Band 4
"Bitchassness is a disease...and it fucks shit up..."

bitchassness by G-Nizzle February 11, 2008

Bitchassness 

(1)When a person lacks the ability to let go of bullshit that they bring upon themselves; (2)To harbor female emotions towards another individual, to thrive on jealousy, envy, or just to have a bitch nigga moment. (3)To show blatant disrespect towards another person due to lack of ability to grow a pair of nuts and man up to the fact that another cherish what you fucked up because of stupidity.

(1) If you rob a liquor store, get caught and complain about the justice system: thats bitchassness
(2) When you see an ex with their new partner and you can't help but to be mad and start bitching and making snide remarks: thats bitchassness.
( when you mess up in any situation and you want to blame everybody else for decisions that you make and for your shortcomings: thats bitchassness.

Bitchassness by Vicious Wordplay September 9, 2010