1. The state of having 7,926,327,890 people living on the same planet as you yes having absolutely zero bitches

2. A sad state of being constantly made fun of in the group chat for not having bitches

3. Being Spidey.
"I can't believe it, I'm officially bitchless."

"You're giving Spidey a run for his money."
by Swædoughnim February 14, 2022
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1 - The average Genshin Impact player.

2 - The state of having no bitches

3 - The experience (or lack of) never having a woman's touch
"Yo Gloria I heard you play Genshin Impact? I didn't know you were bitchless."
by noircore April 7, 2022
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Having no female friends on your little cock
Nate and Connor are bitchless, as always
by bitchless November 11, 2020
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Being told you're bitchless means you lack romantic companions. One could also be asked "no bitches?" which is from a megamind meme and is basically the same thing.
A: I love my girlfriend
B: I wish that was me
A: fr. you're so bitchless
by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022
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Someone who goes after or attacks people who enjoy stuff because they don't have a girl for themselves
K_orO wanted a furry girlfriend but started to call other furries r******d and that they had no dads, hence why he is bitchless
by NightBonDaFurry June 18, 2022
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