A woman who takes her drama into her own hands. "I like to think I'm only mean to people who deserve it. Kind of like a vigilante - bitch. A "Bitchalante" if you will.
"I can'tbelieve she stabbed her boyfriend to death, what a Bitchalante!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'