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Motorcyclist slang for a small pillion seat mounted to the bike's rear fender.
I saw Big Mike out riding with Steffy back on the bitch pad.
bitch pad by The Demon Prince October 17, 2006
Words you can keep
She rode on the bitch pad of the motorcyle.
bitch pad by nick_g June 23, 2011

paddle bitch 

CV: aly is my paddle bitch
JS: youre soo lucky man
paddle bitch by pbzbusiness December 3, 2010

Paddy Wagon Bitch

A big, annoying , Ugly ass Fat girl that's a hater.

ping pong paddle body bitch 

A taco body bitch
Johnny Bravo body bitch
You ping pong paddle body bitch. Yous a taco body bitch, Johnny Bravo body bitch.
noun; derived from the noun 'scratchpad' and the verb 'bitch'.

"Bitchpad" is a name given to any website which has a user contributed element to its content, but in which the 'bitching' has reached saturation point and overwhelms the original focus of the site.

For any user-input based site, there is a danger that its users will start to use it as a free public forum for their own gripes and dislikes. Instead of contributing to the site as intended (eg. defining slang terms), they decide to start slagging off anyone or anything they feel like just because they can. Bloated with useless content, the site becomes a bitchpad, populated by people who don't have much to say, so they say it anyway.

Typically, content which classifies a site as a bitchpad can be called pointlessly negative; excessive flaming and complaining are common, but the key element is the presence of unprovoked attacks which are based on personal preference and totally lack any balance or rationality. These attacks are usually directed towards celebrities or bands, but frequently towards other users who do not share the same viewpoint as the bitcher on any given subject.

Spam is NOT a contributing factor. A bitchpad is characterised by conscious acts of wilful pointlessness.

In essence, a bitchpad is a site which has been unfairly taken advantage of; a website which innocently bent over to tie its shoelace but was gang raped in the process.

According to the eminent esociologist Rumgolio Fogg, for any site based on user contributions, the time taken (t) for said site to reach bitchpad status is directly proportional to the users' accountability (a) for their contributions and the difficultly (d) with which contributions can be made. This is known as Fogg's Law, and can be simplified thus: t = ad

"Urban Dictionary used to be informative and interesting, but now it's just a bitchpad"
Bitchpad by foth September 16, 2008
The back seat of a Harley or any other lame as crusier Motorcycle.
yo baby if you want a ride on my slow ass bling bling Harley just hop up here on the bitch pad.
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