bislaptual
bislaptual by OrbitCorrupt March 14, 2019
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bisweptual
In rowing (Sweeps, not sculls), it is the ability to row on both the port and starboard side.
Because scullers row with two oars all the time, they generally tend to have better technique, and are more inclined to be bisweptual should they ever switch over to sweeps.
It's cleverly worded to sound like "bisexual", so those uninitiated to rowing will think you're mysterious and rebellious.
As far as being a hackneyed expression, it's the equivalent of saying that you're bi-sacksual.
Because scullers row with two oars all the time, they generally tend to have better technique, and are more inclined to be bisweptual should they ever switch over to sweeps.
It's cleverly worded to sound like "bisexual", so those uninitiated to rowing will think you're mysterious and rebellious.
As far as being a hackneyed expression, it's the equivalent of saying that you're bi-sacksual.
Coach: Tom, Pete is sick, and can't row today. I know you're a starboard, but he's port, and we need someone to make the change.
Tom: Sure coach, I'll do it, after all, I'm bisweptual.
Coach: Ah, I see, so you could say that you row both ways?
Tom:...that's right Coach, anything for you.
Coach: Alright, well today you're going to be stroking it also. I expect we're up against some stiff competition.
Tom: Well I'm sure we can beat them off, if not, I'll just jack up the stroke rate.
Coach: You're sure you can handle that?
Tom: Hell, they'll be so scared of me, they won't even come.
Coach: Ok, this is getting too gay.
Tom: Sure coach, I'll do it, after all, I'm bisweptual.
Coach: Ah, I see, so you could say that you row both ways?
Tom:...that's right Coach, anything for you.
Coach: Alright, well today you're going to be stroking it also. I expect we're up against some stiff competition.
Tom: Well I'm sure we can beat them off, if not, I'll just jack up the stroke rate.
Coach: You're sure you can handle that?
Tom: Hell, they'll be so scared of me, they won't even come.
Coach: Ok, this is getting too gay.
bisweptual by The horror...the horror... August 9, 2004
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bislaptual • bislangual • Bisleeptual • Bislutual • Bisteptual • bisweptual • bi-skatual • Bi-Statual
Bislutual
A person who claims bisexuality on the basis of a love of the fucking. Basically, they have sex with everyone...and love it.
Bisleeptual
If you can fall asleep on your left or right side. You are more bisleeptual if you enjoy falling asleep on both sides considering most people flip and turn to different sides throughout the night anyways.
Alexa - "Do you like sleeping on your left or right side?"
Zac - " I am bisleeptual, I enjoy sleeping on both sides."
Zac - " I am bisleeptual, I enjoy sleeping on both sides."
Bisleeptual by Zac O'Neill February 17, 2009
bislangual
bislangual by Midnight Kisses April 28, 2005
Bisteptual
Someone who attends AA as well as NA usually prefers NA literature over AA, but gets along with AA members better
Newcomer: Oh cool, so what meetings do you like to hit besides this one?
13th stepper: ya know I don't like to discriminate. I'll hit the Tuesday night NA and the nooner at Alono club whenever I have the time. Some could say I'm Bisteptual at heart.
13th stepper: ya know I don't like to discriminate. I'll hit the Tuesday night NA and the nooner at Alono club whenever I have the time. Some could say I'm Bisteptual at heart.
Bisteptual by Shrewby November 20, 2020
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