Bisteptual 

Someone who attends AA as well as NA usually prefers NA literature over AA, but gets along with AA members better

Newcomer: Oh cool, so what meetings do you like to hit besides this one?

13th stepper: ya know I don't like to discriminate. I'll hit the Tuesday night NA and the nooner at Alono club whenever I have the time. Some could say I'm Bisteptual at heart.

Bisteptual by Shrewby November 20, 2020

Biceptual 

A person, usually male, who defines himself by the size of his biceps. Biceptuals, often found on Long Island, are frequently seen out and about in the summer months, and they are known to wear extra small t-shirts. They compensate for a lack of intelligence with the size of their biceps.

Nah, let's go to a different bar. That one is packed with biceptuals.

Biceptual by NomenclatureOfOurTime April 6, 2015

bisweptual 

In rowing (Sweeps, not sculls), it is the ability to row on both the port and starboard side.
Because scullers row with two oars all the time, they generally tend to have better technique, and are more inclined to be bisweptual should they ever switch over to sweeps.
It's cleverly worded to sound like "bisexual", so those uninitiated to rowing will think you're mysterious and rebellious.
As far as being a hackneyed expression, it's the equivalent of saying that you're bi-sacksual.

Coach: Tom, Pete is sick, and can't row today. I know you're a starboard, but he's port, and we need someone to make the change.
Tom: Sure coach, I'll do it, after all, I'm bisweptual.
Coach: Ah, I see, so you could say that you row both ways?
Tom:...that's right Coach, anything for you.
Coach: Alright, well today you're going to be stroking it also. I expect we're up against some stiff competition.
Tom: Well I'm sure we can beat them off, if not, I'll just jack up the stroke rate.
Coach: You're sure you can handle that?
Tom: Hell, they'll be so scared of me, they won't even come.
Coach: Ok, this is getting too gay.

bisweptual by The horror...the horror... August 9, 2004

Bitextual 

When you are in a text conversation with someone, and you suddenly find yourself in 2 seperate conversations with the same person.

Bobby texts:Are you going to the parade?
Susie replies:Yes I am marching with the band
Bobby Texts:Great, I'll keep an eye out for you, what instrument do you play?

Susie delays her response, meanwhile Bobby texts: Hey Susie, what is the last thing you had in your pussy?
Susie(Replying to the previous question) replies; The Flute

This is an example of a bitextual conversation creating some confusion!!

By the way, Susie goes on to reply :Your brother's cock!

Bitextual by AJets December 16, 2008

BICEPTUAL FLAPPAGE 

the soft fleshy flap o' skin that hangs down from the upper arms of old people and shimmers and shakes under the slightest movement of the rest of the body

Did you see Jagger's Biceptual Flappage on the Superbowl XL half time show?

BICEPTUAL FLAPPAGE by the jammer July 16, 2008

Bisleeptual 

If you can fall asleep on your left or right side. You are more bisleeptual if you enjoy falling asleep on both sides considering most people flip and turn to different sides throughout the night anyways.

Alexa - "Do you like sleeping on your left or right side?"
Zac - " I am bisleeptual, I enjoy sleeping on both sides."

Bisleeptual by Zac O'Neill February 17, 2009

bisextualfuckfest 

Fun! An orgasmic experience that is both enjoyable and exhilirating!

sexsexsexsexsex, cocks! boobs! yay bisextualfuckfest!

bisextualfuckfest by M.N. July 10, 2006