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Bislutual 

A person who claims bisexuality on the basis of a love of the fucking. Basically, they have sex with everyone...and love it.
Jamie: "Did you hear about Lucy? She fucked Hannah, Greta, and Bonnie."

Nicki: "I heard she got it on with Robbie, Josef and Raul."

Jamie: "I heard she was bisexual..."

Nicki: "Sounds more like a bislutual."
Bislutual by Dyno_Dyke July 11, 2009
Words you can keep

bisextualfuckfest 

Fun! An orgasmic experience that is both enjoyable and exhilirating!
sexsexsexsexsex, cocks! boobs! yay bisextualfuckfest!
bisextualfuckfest by M.N. July 10, 2006

bislaptual 

The art of slapping somebody with 2 hands.
“He’s slapping everybody out here, he’s bislaptual”
bislaptual by OrbitCorrupt March 14, 2019
A term used to describe someone who claims or represents two sets
Jamarcus: "AYE BLOOD, WHAT SET YOU CLAIM?"
Dquan: "I'm Bisetual."
Jamarcus: "wait... what?"
Dquan: "I'm Bisetual, I rep both sets. SOORIIIIP!!"

bisextual 

A person who will sext anyone and/or everyone in his/her contact list. This act is often done when drunk texting as the sender keeps one eye closed in order to see the phone screen. In this pose, the sender looks like he/she just received a pirate face.

This term does not apply to someone who has had their phone iJacked.

A bisextual should not be confused with a homosextual, whose sexting is usually intented to be comical in nature and not taken seriously.
Dude: OMG! I just got a sext from Bill! It shows him doing the meatspin and asks if I want to be next!!

Female friend: STFU!! I got the same message!!!

Dude: Bill is one crazy ass bisextual!
bisextual by HemlocKing March 2, 2012

Bilustual 

Bilustual (adj.)

Describes someone, typically a woman, who is in a romantic relationship with a man but engages in sexual or lust-driven activity with women, without emotional or romantic involvement.
"She’s in love with her boyfriend, but sometimes hooks up with girls at parties — she says she’s not bi, just bilustual."

"Bilustual doesn’t mean she wants a girlfriend — it’s about physical connection without emotional entanglement."
Bilustual by Sabudhana July 5, 2025
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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