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Tommie Bishton 

some welsh bloke that skates, he LOVES pizza and his best friend is harry samuel smith the third, AKA harry smith, AKA big hazza, his fav skateboard brand is ZERO, and his best trick is a kickflip flat, follow him on instagram @tommie_b._
tommie bishton is skating rn

Bishoony 

Adverb : Who possesses Bishooni-like qualifications, most likely awesomeness.
Bishooni : I'm Bishoony, cuz i'm Bishooni.

God : Yea. Am I Bishoony too ?

Bishooni : STFU God.
Bishoony by Bishooni September 23, 2010
An extreme facial feature that is unconventionally attractive. Thought to have originated as a mispronunciation of Bishonen the Japanese term literally meaning "beautiful youth (boy)".
Look at the bishton of a chin on him, I'd fancy a bit of that between my love muffins.
bishton by BiggerBear July 22, 2013

bishoping 

forcing a Holy bible into ones gash.
"vicar, lets do that again!"
"what do you mean?"
"like what jesus did to the jews!"
"oh, THAT thing"
"lets go bishoping up your wrinkly grandma!"

Bishopian(s) 

Someone who lives in or is from Bishop Auckland, which is a small town in the North East of England. They tend to be chavvy.
"she's a Bishopian"

"we don't care about that 'cause we are Bishopian(s) "
Bishopian(s) by C-LouJ July 24, 2018

Emily Bishoping 

Derived from the verb 'to Emily Bishop'. Used when someone is being horrendously boring past the point of no return and you're falling asleep because they have no personality what so ever.

See also: Roy Cropper/'Roy Croppering', the male equivalent.
Why are you Emily Bishoping? Yawn til dawn, i've had better raves with Emily Bishop. Maybe consider getting a new personality.
Emily Bishoping by Schmith February 18, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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