bishoping

forcing a Holy bible into ones gash.

"vicar, lets do that again!"
"what do you mean?"
"like what jesus did to the jews!"
"oh, THAT thing"
"lets go bishoping up your wrinkly grandma!"

by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006

BISHOPING

Bishoping is a verb that describes when a male fuckboy manages to shove his head up his own asshole.

Yo I need a ride home my friend abandoned me again and he's Bishoping.

by RockHardRagingChub June 6, 2022

Emily Bishoping

Derived from the verb 'to Emily Bishop'. Used when someone is being horrendously boring past the point of no return and you're falling asleep because they have no personality what so ever.

See also: Roy Cropper/'Roy Croppering', the male equivalent.

Why are you Emily Bishoping? Yawn til dawn, i've had better raves with Emily Bishop. Maybe consider getting a new personality.

by Schmith February 18, 2011

Bispinged

To blatantly cheat within any form of competition enough to seriously hinder your opponent, but not enough to be disqualified. The Bispinger then must go on to win the match afterward. In this situation, the victim of this assault has been properly Bispinged.

Also, the user of the Bisping assault (the Bispinger) needs to celebrate in such a fashion as a person who had won fair and square would have. This is necessary in order for a full Bisping to take place

The definition is derived (affectionately) from the actions of MMA fighter Michael Bisping during his fight with Jorge Rivera.

Dude #1: "Did you win your MMA fight bro?"
Dude #2: "Nah. My opponents corner man drugged my water before I went out. I passed out five seconds into the first round. Nobody even threw a punch"
Dude #1: "Oh shit seriously?"
Dude #2: "Yeah. Guy ran around the cage after I dropped like he had KO'ed me. I got Bispinged hard son"

by RobTheReef March 14, 2011

Bishing

To spank the shit out of some unfortunate cricket team. Often after tequila.

Played Great Chart last week. Gave them a proper bishing.

by dcc251 July 2, 2019

Bisping

A crushing blow delivered from the air to a downed or unconscious opponent; to be a proper "bisping" the striker's ankles must be above their shoulders when they make contact with their victim's face, and a fully vertical pile-driveresque blow to the face of an unconscious Michael Bisping would be the pinnacle of bispings.

After he knocked Lenny out, Earl delivered a ferocious bisping, launching himself into the air and dropping a powerbomb forearm shiver to Lenny's grill. Dan Henderson would be proud.

by Catpuke Johnson November 2, 2010

Bishing

When guys go out , trying to get laid. Usually used in conjunction with the word cunting.

Hey, you down to do some bishing and cunting tonite? I need some pussy!

by Choach Poacher July 4, 2019