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BirthTurd
The annual honor of choosing any toilet you desire on your birthday to unleash a nasty turd(s). You shall receive no judgement whilst releasing this nasty turd, as long as you kindly explain its your birthturd.
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Birth Turd • Birthtard • Birthterday • birdturd • bathturd • birthfudge • Bird Turding • Birth curtains • birth order • Birth purse
bathturd
bathturd by JustJeffrey September 28, 2018
Birthterday
The day after someone's birthday. Most commonly used when someone forgets someone's birthday and wants to wish that person a happy birthday anyways.
Birthterday by datoneperson December 6, 2010
Birth Turd
When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.
Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.
However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.
Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.
However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.
Birth Turd by SMC July 21, 2004
bathturd
A word made famous by professional wrestler Bobby Lashley. He meant to say "bastard," but he speaks with a lisp, and instead it came out like "bathturd." It instantly became an internet phenomenon incredibly popular within the Internet wrestling community. It made Lashley full of teh lulz.
"You say your name is Finlay, and you love to fight...well I say your name is Finlay, and you're a bathturd."
bathturd by Dan Himself August 4, 2007
Birthtard
A birthtard is someone who believes President Barack Obama isn't a natural-born citizen despite all evidence to the contrary. Birthtards are similar to moon conspiracy theorists because of their unique abilities to ignore reality and substitute their own.
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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