birthturd

1. The resulting product of a street hooker's half botched, back ally, rusty coat hanger partial abortion.

2. A partially aborted fetus often mistaken for a piece of shit.
Ben was such a birthturd that his mother wished she had aborted him as a fetus.
by Lil' Hoe February 20, 2019
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BirthTurd

The annual honor of choosing any toilet you desire on your birthday to unleash a nasty turd(s). You shall receive no judgement whilst releasing this nasty turd, as long as you kindly explain its your birthturd.
*Dude! You're not allowed to use the employees only bathroom at Starbucks!

**Oh, sorry my guy. I was simply exercising my annual rights, for today is actually my birthturd.

*Ahhhh. No worries man, Have great birthturd!
by anewport January 31, 2020
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