Birthtard

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A birthtard is someone who believes President Barack Obama isn't a natural-born citizen despite all evidence to the contrary. Birthtards are similar to moon conspiracy theorists because of their unique abilities to ignore reality and substitute their own.

The crazy woman yelling at congressman Mike Castle asking him why congress isn't looking into Obama's birth certificate is a birthtard.

Birthtard by dragon17 July 26, 2009

Words you can keep

Bitchtard

Combination of the term bitch, which means someone who complains, yells, and is always in a bad mood, and retard, which means someone who consistently does incredibly stupid things.

Definition: A whiny and bitchy person who is constantly acting like a retard.

Jessica Simpson

Bitchtard by Conk April 20, 2004

Related Words

Birthtard • Birthterday • Birth Turd • Bitchtard • Birthmark • bittard • Brittarded • Bathtards • biachtard • birtharitus

birthmasday present

A present that unfortunate kids like me must get when you want something that the family can only afford if you combine your birthday present money with your Christmas present money. Thus, you don't get anything for one of those holidays.

"Dude, how did you get that iPod Touch?"

*sigh* "It was a birthmasday present."

birthmasday present by myketuna December 29, 2007

Birthterday

The day after someone's birthday. Most commonly used when someone forgets someone's birthday and wants to wish that person a happy birthday anyways.

Sorry I forgot your birthday yesterday, but happy birthterday!

Birthterday by datoneperson December 6, 2010

Bitchtard

A word that mixes the words: bitch and retard becoming: bitchtard.
A very stupid woman; someone who is a slut and a hoe. Usally refers to woman who makes a big sexual or flirty mistake. She steals a guy or cheats. Or it could just be a douchebag way of a describing an air head.

Ah! That bitchtard stole my boyfriend.

Damn! That bitchtard was cheating on me with her cousin!

She's a crazy bitchtard if she thinks I'm gonna just forgive her after that!

Bitchtard by CheezyPumpkinPie April 13, 2009

Birthsary

An annual event that celebrates the fact that your wedding anniversary and birthday are on the same day. You can then say "Happy Birthsary" to celebrate both with the efficiency of one.

"Happy Birthsary dude!"

Birthsary by BHI September 19, 2014

Birthmark

A mark given to someone at birth by God because he decided it should grow on that person in the certain place. Sometimes they look really cute and attractive and are not moles. Most people who have them don't like them but it usually makes them more appealing cause they are different than the rest of us cause they are more special.

Person 1:Did you see that mole on Ashlynne's face?
Person 2:Dawg that ain't no mole, thats a birthmark aka beauty mark.
Person 1:Oh yeah you're right cause she looks so pretty with it.
Person 2:I know shes perfect and to top it off she has that beautiful birthmark on her face to make her look even more beautiful. Can I call her an angel?

Birthmark by Ashlynne's lover August 8, 2014

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026