SMC's definitions

Birth Turd

When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.

Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.

However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.

Jesus i just had to shit a birth turd.

by SMC July 21, 2004

brown hour

when all the indians and arabs come out of their apartments and walk around the complex...

geez look at all those punjabs... must be the brown hour

by SMC April 9, 2005

apple bottoms

a person who has a large perfectly round derriere.

Check out that chick's apple bottoms in those jeans!

by SMC November 18, 2003