The annual honor of choosing any toilet you desire on your birthday to unleash a nasty turd(s). You shall receive no judgement whilst releasing this nasty turd, as long as you kindly explain its your birthturd.
*Dude! You're not allowed to use the employees only bathroom at Starbucks!
**Oh, sorry my guy. I was simply exercising my annual rights, for today is actually my birthturd.
*Ahhhh. No worries man, Have great birthturd!
**Oh, sorry my guy. I was simply exercising my annual rights, for today is actually my birthturd.
*Ahhhh. No worries man, Have great birthturd!
by anewport January 31, 2020