birkenhot 

Hipster with a side of camping. Wears lots of Patagonia and loves craft beer.

Phillip loved to go camping and had a groovy vibe to him. On our date he was wearing slim khakis, a henley tee and a Patagonia hat with Birkenstocks. Phillip is Birkenhot.

birkenhot by elshosh September 16, 2020

beast of birkenhead 

The true calling of junior the egomaniac (junior grimes/logan grimes)

The Beast of Birkenhead = junior grimes the forbidden one.....

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If there’s ever an individual one can recognize as being the signature icon of a town then it’s junior grimes “the beast of birkenhead” as this young kid made his Mark on this world as the rejected son that rebelled against the world and follows his destiny rather than be like everybody else.

The town of birkenhead speaks words louder than the strongest cry to the heavens as not one has been able to match the impact that junior grimes has made in recent years.

Junior Grimes, brit aussie actor and rapper/singer. Recognizes his hometown of birkenhead forevermore.

Beast of birkenhead is his trademark name since he’s a fighter by birth and a killer by destiny whether or not junior admits to it or not. For one day junior the sinful son shall return to his town to see how much it has changed or if it’s the same as he remembers it once was.

There’s ONLY ONE beast of birkenhead and that is NONE OTHER THAN junior the egomaniac (the Forbidden One)

Anyone that follows junior grimes the egomaniac shall ALWAYS know about birkenhead as the breeding ground for alot of juniors personality since he is the sinful son, the one who will open the gates of hell and fill the world with chaos.

Junior Grimes the beast of birkenhead

Islamic terrorists: haha nobody can’t stop us

UK and US army: we can’t, but he can

The Beast of birkenhead: *arrives*

Islamic terrorists: *shits pants*

the beast of birkenhead: *proceeds to burn them alive including their shit countries altogether*

Junior the beast of birkenhead

beast of birkenhead by Mystery box July 1, 2021

beast of birkenhead 

the other name of junior the egomaniac aka “Junior Grimes”, when one refers to juniors monstrous and merciless nature then it is applicable to call him as he was born; a beast of birkenhead.

Junior grimes was raised in birkenhead, the filthiest and lowest part of the Mersey side. anyone that knows junior well enough knows that birkenhead is home for him as the sinful son References the Wirral (birkenhead duh) in alot of his songs.

The Beast of Birkenhead = junior grimes the forbidden one.....

The wirral part of the UK that junior calls his hometown even though they took him outta there to supposedly give him a “normal life” and look where that brought junior, missing home and longing to return as soon as possible......

If there’s ever an individual one can recognize as being the signature icon of a town then it’s junior grimes “the beast of birkenhead” as this young kid made his Mark on this world as the rejected son that rebelled against the world and follows his destiny rather than be like everybody else.

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Junior grimes is probably the best thing to come outta birkenhead which still isn’t saying much. And though even the people of that town disown junior as well he still has a sentimental attachment to his hometown.......

Junior Grimes, brit aussie actor and rapper/singer. Recognizes his hometown of birkenhead forevermore.

Junior Grimes the beast of birkenhead

Random scouser 1: oi you got another fag, mate?

Random underage chick: piss off I don’t smoke and I’m not your mate!

Random scouser: well lemme atleast pull your panties down , love

Random underage chick: oh I don’t know about that, your kinda filthy looking

Other scouser: wow darling your really disappointing the beast of birkenhead

Random underage chick: oh alrighty then let’s shag then , call it a threesome then?

**Both scouser proceed to sandwich said girl**

Junior the beast of birkenhead

beast of birkenhead by Unusually late June 28, 2021

Birkenhead 

hometown of junior Grimes (J grimes)

junior is the beast of birkenhead

Junior Grimes. Birkenhead, UK (wirral)

Birkenhead is part of grimes’ heritage

The Wirral is notable for being home for the beast of birkenhead (junior the egomaniac)

Birkenhead by U R clueless October 4, 2021

Birkenstocker 

A creepy hippy that stalks people.

A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.

Birkenstocker by Bryan Gilbreath October 17, 2010

Birkenstocks on the ground 

The presence of the popular sandal at an event or gathering. The preferred footwear for hippies, lesbians, old people and preppies.

"There were plenty of Birkenstocks on the ground at the Berkeley alumni reunion."

Birkenstocks on the ground by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

Birkenstocks 

Sandals worn by liberals, women in Vermont, and for some unknown reason, evangelical youth pastors trying to appeal to young adherents of Christianity.

Pastor Mike has a goatee and wears Birkenstocks--he looks like a pothead for Jesus when in reality his only addictions are online porn and energy drinks.

Birkenstocks by Gary Vitalis February 24, 2007