Birkensocks

Similar to flip-flocks, but specific to the Birkenstock brand of flip-flops and sandals.

Joe can't get a date because all he wears on his feet are Birkensocks.

by BlockyMcBlockinson June 5, 2016

Birkensocks

Wearing socks with Birkenstock sandals. Often seen in middle aged men.

I was SO embarassed because my dad was wearing his Birkensocks in public again!

by Bamelamelam August 12, 2017

Birkensocks

Hippies and wanna be hippies who wear birkenstocks with socks to keep their feet warm in the cold months. They looks like tools because sandals are not supposed to be warn with socks! Duh

Crazy hippies wearing birkensocks trying to keep their dirty feet warm in the winter with out giving up the sandals- mostly because their too stoned to find new shoes.

by the duba duba WB October 4, 2007

Birkenstocker

A creepy hippy that stalks people.

A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 17, 2010

Birkenstocks on the ground

The presence of the popular sandal at an event or gathering. The preferred footwear for hippies, lesbians, old people and preppies.

"There were plenty of Birkenstocks on the ground at the Berkeley alumni reunion."

by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

Birkenstocks

Sandals worn by liberals, women in Vermont, and for some unknown reason, evangelical youth pastors trying to appeal to young adherents of Christianity.

Pastor Mike has a goatee and wears Birkenstocks--he looks like a pothead for Jesus when in reality his only addictions are online porn and energy drinks.

by Gary Vitalis February 24, 2007

Birkenmocks

Birkenmocks are any type or brand of fake Birkenstocks. Hence the stem word "mock". Birkenmocks are cheaper than the actual hippie shoes and can often be found on the feet of cheap/broke activists, treehuggers, peacniks, along with many lazy high schoolers. These shoes say "I'm a hippie on a budget".

Mari was too broke for the real thing, so she bought some Birkenmocks from Payless.

by spiderfrommars June 28, 2009