Birkensocks

Wearing socks with Birkenstock sandals. Often seen in middle aged men.

I was SO embarassed because my dad was wearing his Birkensocks in public again!

by Bamelamelam August 12, 2017

Birkensocks

Similar to flip-flocks, but specific to the Birkenstock brand of flip-flops and sandals.

Joe can't get a date because all he wears on his feet are Birkensocks.

by BlockyMcBlockinson June 05, 2016

Birkensocks

Hippies and wanna be hippies who wear birkenstocks with socks to keep their feet warm in the cold months. They looks like tools because sandals are not supposed to be warn with socks! Duh

Crazy hippies wearing birkensocks trying to keep their dirty feet warm in the winter with out giving up the sandals- mostly because their too stoned to find new shoes.

by the duba duba WB September 22, 2007

Birkensock

Those goofy folks who wear socks with sandals of all persuasions. Even in the dead of winter--so lame! The ones who wear thermal socks with their sandals are the most lame asses!

Hey look at that hippie chick she's so birkensock today! Man I don't now how she's walking through the snow like that?

by ReyMon! October 28, 2010

Birkensocker

Old hippies who break all rules of class and taste by wearing wool socks with their Birkenstock (or Birkenstock-rip-off) sandals. A serious fashion faux-pas.

I just went to a Folk Festival and was mobbed by all the Birkensockers.

by Camor September 05, 2011