birkenholz

An old man who is no younger than the age of 87. Who also still has the sex drive of a young adolescent but on completion of sexual activities explodes with a powerfull dust splooge.

Look at that old man gawking at that 9 year old he is such a Birkenholz.

by NeInCgKl April 4, 2010

Birkhölzer-Rejection-Principle (BRP)

The effect of trusting someone less, due to an inspirational quote on their social media profiles.

His LinkedIn profile totally triggers my Birkhölzer-Rejection-Principle (BRP) - it is full of Steve Jobs quotes.

by AliceAlice September 7, 2020

Birkenhell

A dirty shithole full of knobheads, also known as Birkenhead. Should you ever want to be stabbed, raped and then mugged (in that order) go there. Birkenhell is also full of tramps pestering you for 20p for "the bus home" when really they're going to go pick up some smack, and then go about their usual routine of killing babies and having sex with close family members. The inhabitants of Birkenhell are responsible taking the scouse accent and pissing all over it. Avoid at all costs.

"WOT LAD?!"
*stab*
"NOB'ED!!"
*rape*
"WEEEEEEYYY!!"
*runs off with money and phone*

^ what happens on a regular basis in Birkenhell ^

by WOTLADLAWL December 31, 2007

Birkenology

Birkenology is the lexicon of today's Birkenstock wearers whereby they use the prefix "Birken" with another word to create an entirely new word. This new word can be a noun or adjective depending on its use. Birkenstock wearers use these words interchangeably and other Birkenstock wearers immediately know what the other is talking about.

My Birkenlove to chat with my Birkenfrineds because their use of Birkenology is off the chart. I Birkenlove these new orange and black nubuck crush Arizona Big Buckle sandals. My Birkenfriends really loved my latest purchase. I have been Birkenstalking those, maroon Big Buckle Arizona, sandals waiting for them to go on sale.

by Tigger the Guide May 4, 2022

birkenhot

Hipster with a side of camping. Wears lots of Patagonia and loves craft beer.

Phillip loved to go camping and had a groovy vibe to him. On our date he was wearing slim khakis, a henley tee and a Patagonia hat with Birkenstocks. Phillip is Birkenhot.

by elshosh September 16, 2020

abby birkholz

Honestly the best person you'll ever meet. SO BEAUTIFUL. Blondish hair, medium build, and sea blue eyes. She hates it when you tell her she's pretty because she thinks she's ugly. Laughs a lot, her smile is breathtaking, and likes Asian Jokes. Will be nice to you if you're not weird.

Damn, Jonny's chick is such an Abby Birkholz.

by Totally awesome and lame December 2, 2017