birkenholz
An old man who is no younger than the age of 87. Who also still has the sex drive of a young adolescent but on completion of sexual activities explodes with a powerfull dust splooge.
birkenholz by NeInCgKl April 4, 2010
Birkhölzer-Rejection-Principle (BRP)
His LinkedIn profile totally triggers my Birkhölzer-Rejection-Principle (BRP) - it is full of Steve Jobs quotes.
Birkhölzer-Rejection-Principle (BRP) by AliceAlice September 7, 2020
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Birkenhell
A dirty shithole full of knobheads, also known as Birkenhead. Should you ever want to be stabbed, raped and then mugged (in that order) go there. Birkenhell is also full of tramps pestering you for 20p for "the bus home" when really they're going to go pick up some smack, and then go about their usual routine of killing babies and having sex with close family members. The inhabitants of Birkenhell are responsible taking the scouse accent and pissing all over it. Avoid at all costs.
"WOT LAD?!"
*stab*
"NOB'ED!!"
*rape*
"WEEEEEEYYY!!"
*runs off with money and phone*
^ what happens on a regular basis in Birkenhell ^
*stab*
"NOB'ED!!"
*rape*
"WEEEEEEYYY!!"
*runs off with money and phone*
^ what happens on a regular basis in Birkenhell ^
Birkenhell by WOTLADLAWL December 31, 2007
Birkenology
Birkenology is the lexicon of today's Birkenstock wearers whereby they use the prefix "Birken" with another word to create an entirely new word. This new word can be a noun or adjective depending on its use. Birkenstock wearers use these words interchangeably and other Birkenstock wearers immediately know what the other is talking about.
My Birkenlove to chat with my Birkenfrineds because their use of Birkenology is off the chart. I Birkenlove these new orange and black nubuck crush Arizona Big Buckle sandals. My Birkenfriends really loved my latest purchase. I have been Birkenstalking those, maroon Big Buckle Arizona, sandals waiting for them to go on sale.
Birkenology by Tigger the Guide May 4, 2022
abby birkholz
Honestly the best person you'll ever meet. SO BEAUTIFUL. Blondish hair, medium build, and sea blue eyes. She hates it when you tell her she's pretty because she thinks she's ugly. Laughs a lot, her smile is breathtaking, and likes Asian Jokes. Will be nice to you if you're not weird.
abby birkholz by Totally awesome and lame December 2, 2017
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