Only seen at night, a bircher is a complex man who has intercourse with many women. Usually overweight, disgusting, and felonious. A bircher will somehow convince these "down on their luck" women to leave their bastard children at home at 5 a.m. to have sex with him. For some reason the way a bircher acts towards his women, makes them seek his approval at all costs. A bircher will often come home from work and have beer, cigarettes, and sometimes cash waiting for him on his doorstep. Most birchers live at home with parents, and have at least one illegitimate child. A bircher will die before ever admitting to mating with these fat fugitives. So don't bother calling him out.
Tim: Holy cow, that GIANT girl Billy fucked is approaching him at the bar.
Tony: He's IGNORING HER!!!
Tim: Haha, Birchered again!!! Billy is a son of a bitch. How does he do it?
Tony: He's IGNORING HER!!!
Tim: Haha, Birchered again!!! Billy is a son of a bitch. How does he do it?
by ten foot monster Bill Braski April 19, 2009
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Birchers are characterized by a unique brand of anti-communist hysteria that permeates their worldview, causing them to view things like public education, the UN, NAFTA, the civil rights movement, the Equal Rights Amendment, and Article V conventions to amend the US constitution as tools of communism and the New World Order.
Though the Birchers' influence peaked in the 1970s and they later became viewed as wack-jobs, many of their ideas have become foundational to the Trump-era and post-Trump Republican party, in part because of the efforts of Birchers like Alex Jones.
Birchers are characterized by a unique brand of anti-communist hysteria that permeates their worldview, causing them to view things like public education, the UN, NAFTA, the civil rights movement, the Equal Rights Amendment, and Article V conventions to amend the US constitution as tools of communism and the New World Order.
Though the Birchers' influence peaked in the 1970s and they later became viewed as wack-jobs, many of their ideas have become foundational to the Trump-era and post-Trump Republican party, in part because of the efforts of Birchers like Alex Jones.
The Birchers never died out, they just rebranded; their ideas and tactics are the foundation of groups like Moms for Liberty.
Miss me with that Bircher crap.
Alex Jones takes after his parents in many ways, especially their Bircherism.
Miss me with that Bircher crap.
Alex Jones takes after his parents in many ways, especially their Bircherism.
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A nickname that is accociated with a Camel Light cigarette. The word derives from a student's surname that attended John Carroll University of, Ohio, from the years 2006-2010. He loved to smoke Camel Lights so much that eventually people started calling the cigarettes, "Bircher Lights."
by jcubrewcrew December 30, 2007
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Donald Trump has now become a reformed birther in order to convince people that he is not a racist but now he is trying to blame the whole birther nonsense on Hillary Clinton.
by Just_sayin' September 18, 2016
Get the reformed birther mug.1. Individuals residing in rural northwest Iowa who are often featured in stories told by grandparents; such stories may involve the subject eating too much ice-cream and developing a stomach ache or diarrhea, stepping in cow maneur, or falling asleep in front of the television after an exhausting day.
2. Residents in rural northwest Iowa who one tell stories about, regardless of whether the listener knows or cares about the subjects.
2. Residents in rural northwest Iowa who one tell stories about, regardless of whether the listener knows or cares about the subjects.
1. Ol' Borcher came home t' other night with a gut-ache; guess he ate an entire large pizza at The Pizza Ranch.
2. I hadn't walked through the door before Grandma started telling a story about how one o' the Borchers accidentally scooped up his pet cat while shovelin' snow.
2. I hadn't walked through the door before Grandma started telling a story about how one o' the Borchers accidentally scooped up his pet cat while shovelin' snow.
by P'tainz February 12, 2013
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Girl #1: "Cute headband!"
Violet: "Wish I could say the same to you."
Girl #2: "You always look so pretty!"
Violet: "Shut up, I hear that enough."
Girl #3: "Wanna catch a movie later?"
Violet: "NO!! Stop stalking me, you creepers."
Onlookers: "Dang, Violet's got a serious case of bitcherrhea today!"
Violet: "Wish I could say the same to you."
Girl #2: "You always look so pretty!"
Violet: "Shut up, I hear that enough."
Girl #3: "Wanna catch a movie later?"
Violet: "NO!! Stop stalking me, you creepers."
Onlookers: "Dang, Violet's got a serious case of bitcherrhea today!"
by mmm_classy28806 February 11, 2009
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