Borchers

1. Individuals residing in rural northwest Iowa who are often featured in stories told by grandparents; such stories may involve the subject eating too much ice-cream and developing a stomach ache or diarrhea, stepping in cow maneur, or falling asleep in front of the television after an exhausting day.

2. Residents in rural northwest Iowa who one tell stories about, regardless of whether the listener knows or cares about the subjects.

1. Ol' Borcher came home t' other night with a gut-ache; guess he ate an entire large pizza at The Pizza Ranch.

2. I hadn't walked through the door before Grandma started telling a story about how one o' the Borchers accidentally scooped up his pet cat while shovelin' snow.

Borchers by P'tainz February 12, 2013

borchers ballet 

the action of sexual intercourse in the upright position when the male is relatively too short to reach the female's vagina; he achieves penetration by repeatedly standing up on his tip-toes

Wow, Brice, that volleyball player you showered with was tall! You must have performed one heck of a borchers ballet!

borchers ballet by whitakbt September 26, 2007

coach borchers 

A fat lazy pos coach that touches minors

He’s such a Coach Borchers

coach borchers by Yuri Padorin December 12, 2021

Bradley Borcher 

Cool guy, but has a small dick. Deep voice and proud to be gay or straight.

Check this bradley borcher.

Bradley Borcher by RevengeIsSweetBoiiii April 14, 2020

Borcherding 

One who looks like a porcelain glass doll and is high all the time.

Did you see that crazy looking borcherding over there?
That borcherding is always dazed in class and never pays attention.

Borcherding by when peacocks fly October 21, 2010

mya borchert 

depressed emo with anger issues. is phycho. will kill you

person one: omg look its mya borchert
person two: she so scary

mya borchert by im so funny hahahaha April 27, 2022