Borchers

1. Individuals residing in rural northwest Iowa who are often featured in stories told by grandparents; such stories may involve the subject eating too much ice-cream and developing a stomach ache or diarrhea, stepping in cow maneur, or falling asleep in front of the television after an exhausting day.

2. Residents in rural northwest Iowa who one tell stories about, regardless of whether the listener knows or cares about the subjects.
1. Ol' Borcher came home t' other night with a gut-ache; guess he ate an entire large pizza at The Pizza Ranch.

2. I hadn't walked through the door before Grandma started telling a story about how one o' the Borchers accidentally scooped up his pet cat while shovelin' snow.
by P'tainz February 12, 2013
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Bradley Borcher

Cool guy, but has a small dick. Deep voice and proud to be gay or straight.
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borchers ballet

the action of sexual intercourse in the upright position when the male is relatively too short to reach the female's vagina; he achieves penetration by repeatedly standing up on his tip-toes
Wow, Brice, that volleyball player you showered with was tall! You must have performed one heck of a borchers ballet!
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coach borchers

A fat lazy pos coach that touches minors
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