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Biography 

1. An account of someone's life written by someone else.
2. Not a rug, despite what Tyler Elliott, an Urban Dictionary user claims.
Person 1: Check out this new Biography I purchased!~

Person 2: Uh, don't you mean... rug?
Biography by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

biostrap 

A term you can use for a penis belonging to a trans person (especially a trans butch). Used both for a penis someone was born with or a neophallus.
“How’d you go last night with that butch?”
Oh my god yeah so good. Their biostrap has this curve that hits just right.”
biostrap by TrashBashTheFash November 10, 2021

biotractive 

The quality of being biologically attractive, or the physical attraction based upon the laws of nature. Certain facial features and body types of both the male and female gender are appealing to all humans, including symmetrical facial structure, the ability to retain body fat, and fertility, among other physical attributes. Charles Darwin did not create this word, although he created the concept. The human race is bent on survival, thus we seek partners who can aid in creating the next generation of humans adept at survival.
The quality of being biotractive is not merely achieved by outside influences, including working out, plastic surgery, supplements, etcetera; but is actually achieved by naturally occurring genetic traits obtained from both the mother and father, along with preceding generations.

Damn, look at that immaculate facial structure; he's so biotractive.
biotractive by Peyton A. C. December 11, 2008
Plagiarising material digitally
Did you just bitrape my resume?

Eric says: "Stop Raping my bits"
bitrape by TuesdayYes April 4, 2009

bought-o-biography 

an autobiography or memoir written for the "author" by a professional ghostwriter
The starving novelist supplements her income by ghostwriting the occasional celebrity bought-o-biography.
bought-o-biography by Joni Rodgers September 18, 2006

dick biographer 

A man who makes constant, excessive, uninvited inquiries into the sexual activities of his friends.
Jimmy: I saw you driving with that chick earlier, did you guys have sex?

Dave: Quit being a dick biographer.