biords
Damn I was an idiot antivaxxer and almost died of corvid but the sweet song of the biords pulled me through.
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The birds are real
When "the birds are real" it implies a person is high.
**Can be said as "The birds are real" or "Those birds are real"
**Can be said as "The birds are real" or "Those birds are real"
Ex 1:
Person 1: look! that guy is smokin a huge joint!
Person 2: oh yeah, the birds are real!
Ex 2:
person 1: *sniffs* You smell that?
person 2: Yeah, those birds are real!
Person 1: look! that guy is smokin a huge joint!
Person 2: oh yeah, the birds are real!
Ex 2:
person 1: *sniffs* You smell that?
person 2: Yeah, those birds are real!
The birds are real by Clark Bill Steven November 27, 2013
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Angry Birds anxiety
The tension felt in the few seconds after launching a bird in Angry Birds where you don't know if the bird will connect with a precise spot on a target to get you 3 stars in a specific level. Most of the time Angry Birds anxiety is followed by an immense feeling of frustration.
Yo, man!! Why are you tensing up every time you tap your iphone screen??
Playin' Angry Birds man. Got a bit of Angry Birds anxiety goin'... can't get the 3 stars in this level!!
Playin' Angry Birds man. Got a bit of Angry Birds anxiety goin'... can't get the 3 stars in this level!!
Angry Birds anxiety by Tommyt July 27, 2011
Joseph Birdsong
See Also: "Forever Alone"
A known Youtuber and electropop singer/songwriter, better known for his addiction to Boones Farm wine & for being (as far as most people are concerned) the only person on the planet who is from Arkansas.
A known Youtuber and electropop singer/songwriter, better known for his addiction to Boones Farm wine & for being (as far as most people are concerned) the only person on the planet who is from Arkansas.
Person 1: Have you listened to Joseph Birdsong's new CD?
Person 2: Yeah. Did you know that if you play it backwards, the only words in every song are Boones Farm and Doritos?
Person 2: Yeah. Did you know that if you play it backwards, the only words in every song are Boones Farm and Doritos?
Joseph Birdsong by kellyy0 October 27, 2010
get two birds stoned at once
My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"
Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
get two birds stoned at once by PhatPJ March 13, 2010
The/Those birds are real
Ex 1:
Person walks by somebody that is smoking a joint.
Person: "Yeah the/those birds are real".
Ex 2:
You and your friend walk by someone who you think is high.
You say to your friend, "The/those birds are real for that guy."
Person walks by somebody that is smoking a joint.
Person: "Yeah the/those birds are real".
Ex 2:
You and your friend walk by someone who you think is high.
You say to your friend, "The/those birds are real for that guy."
The/Those birds are real by the fifans September 16, 2012
Birds Aren’t Real
A movement dedicated to spreading the feathered gospel that the government mercilessly killed 12 billion birds and replaced them with an exact drone copy.
Person 1: Look at that bird!
Mentally superior person 2: you sheep! Haven’t you heard that Birds Aren’t Real! Wake up!
Mentally superior person 2: you sheep! Haven’t you heard that Birds Aren’t Real! Wake up!
Birds Aren’t Real by BAR Activist October 6, 2020
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