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biords

The sound you hear after almost dying of asphyxiation
Damn I was an idiot antivaxxer and almost died of corvid but the sweet song of the biords pulled me through.
by SP45M December 4, 2021
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The birds are real

When "the birds are real" it implies a person is high.

**Can be said as "The birds are real" or "Those birds are real"
Ex 1:
Person 1: look! that guy is smokin a huge joint!

Person 2: oh yeah, the birds are real!

Ex 2:
person 1: *sniffs* You smell that?

person 2: Yeah, those birds are real!
by Clark Bill Steven November 27, 2013
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Angry Birds anxiety

The tension felt in the few seconds after launching a bird in Angry Birds where you don't know if the bird will connect with a precise spot on a target to get you 3 stars in a specific level. Most of the time Angry Birds anxiety is followed by an immense feeling of frustration.
Yo, man!! Why are you tensing up every time you tap your iphone screen??

Playin' Angry Birds man. Got a bit of Angry Birds anxiety goin'... can't get the 3 stars in this level!!
by Tommyt July 27, 2011
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Joseph Birdsong

See Also: "Forever Alone"

A known Youtuber and electropop singer/songwriter, better known for his addiction to Boones Farm wine & for being (as far as most people are concerned) the only person on the planet who is from Arkansas.
Person 1: Have you listened to Joseph Birdsong's new CD?
Person 2: Yeah. Did you know that if you play it backwards, the only words in every song are Boones Farm and Doritos?
by kellyy0 October 27, 2010
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get two birds stoned at once

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
Exactly, get two birds stoned at once
by PhatPJ March 13, 2010
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The/Those birds are real

Ex 1:
Person walks by somebody that is smoking a joint.

Person: "Yeah the/those birds are real".

Ex 2:

You and your friend walk by someone who you think is high.
You say to your friend, "The/those birds are real for that guy."
by the fifans September 16, 2012
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Birds Aren’t Real

A movement dedicated to spreading the feathered gospel that the government mercilessly killed 12 billion birds and replaced them with an exact drone copy.
Person 1: Look at that bird!

Mentally superior person 2: you sheep! Haven’t you heard that Birds Aren’t Real! Wake up!
by BAR Activist October 6, 2020
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