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Bellamese 

The language spoken by the lead singer of Muse, Matt Bellamy. It is often unintelligible to those who aren't familiar with his rapid, nonsensical interview responses or songs featuring notes high enough to kill dolphins (as in Micro Cuts). Notable Bellamese speech affectations include the replacement of "r" sounds with "w" sounds (ie. really -> weally), repetition of the phrase "you know", and inability to say any number besides 1984.
Matt Bellamy: Adhasdfvdefjbazzbjhkzsdf zaksjfb you know the book 1984 is weally good sfjbaweif sjfakwfrb akjfn.
Person 1: Do you know what he's saying?
Person 2: No, I don't speak Bellamese.
Related Words
billam • billama • Billabong • billiam • Bellamy • Billary • billage • billa • Billal • Bellami

billmaheresque 

An adjective used to describe a comment that could have come from the incomparably sardonic and witty Bill Maher.
A billmaheresque comment that effectively skewers and exposes some political or cultural absurdity can make my day.
billmaheresque by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2018

Bellamione 

Considered one of the best Fan Fiction pairing to ever exist in the Harry Potter universe. Bellamione is the love between the two characters Bellatrix Lestrange and Hermione Granger. This pairing is very popular on Tumblr and well loved by many people. Comedian, Mae Martin, referenced this pairing during a BBC program Russell Howard's Good News when performing a composition called the "Erotic Fan Fiction Song".
Person 1: I really love Bellamione!
Person 2: Who doesn't?
or
Person 1: I'm off to read Bellamione!
Person 2: Living the dream I see.
or possibly:
Person 1: *reading Bellamione* Oh Bellatrix, I wish I was your Hermione...

BillalAi 

BillalAi is one of the most scarry and most powerful hacker men of discord, he can get anyones dick size by pressing a button. He used to be a Hells Angels Member and Is the Owner Of The United Kingnites of the krown (UKK) And The Universals.
Arminius: Ohh No BillalAi just hacked me and Fricked me over for the 100th time.
BillalAi: Hahaha Get Better abo
BillalAi by Esc le haxxor men December 25, 2021

Matthew Bellamy 

The most talented musician to walk the earth in his time. Front man from Muse
The most gorgeous man in the world.
"Gosh, that Matthew Bellamy is fit"

"Wow! Matthew Bellamy is hotter in person"!!

"Your looking very Matthew Bellamy today"
Matthew Bellamy by Erin February 14, 2005

Matthew Bellamy 

Front man of indescribably amazing English band Muse.
Eccentric, enviously talented, Beautiful, with a knack for saying the right thing at the right time for comic effect or to provoke independant pondering
"When I think back to how I was in school, it seemed like I wasn't quite there, like my body was doing its thing but my mind was elsewhere. But suddenly I feel like I've come into focus, like I can see things for the first time. It's very strange. I feel.... new born." Matt Bellamy relates these thoughts in the spacious back lounge of their tour bus, while standing on his head with a gold pen stuck up his nose. With any other singer this would seem like another attention seeking affectation; with Bellamy however, it's more an indication of his carefree 'top-of-the-world' state of mind right now."
Matthew Bellamy by Skullz April 3, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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