"Stressed out at work, need to relax? Beijing Corn has calming quality. Did your son get a B in math? Give him Beijing Corn, disappointment, guaranteed." -Steven's Dad.
The best corn company made by Stevens dad. The Beijing corn give you the teleportation power "one time I went teleport to hospitial" says fan. Give you instant 100 iq.
A summer Chinese Language course held at Beijing Normal University, coordinated by Princeton University. Known as "Prison in Beijing" due to the excessive workload and the fact that students like to wear the color orange.
Tourist 1: Why is there a kid wearing an orangeprison jumpsuit over there?
Tourist 2: He's just a student from Princeton in Beijing imprisoned by the course workload.
Filipino rice cake, sometimes used as a euphemism for the vagina because of their similar characteristics (texture, toppings, slits). Common toppings include "kesong puti" (white cheese, referencing cum-filled pussy) and "itlog na pula" (red salted eggs, referencing the testicles).
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.